I suppose, I'll now be known as Charley's Aunt.

My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.

I'm the heir apparent to the heir presumptive.

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life.

The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.