I suddenly find out that I'm 60, and I get shocked by the number, because I feel like I'm 20.

I don't set the alarm to get up. I get up when I feel like it.

It's weird because if I'm not doing anything, I get antsy. I feel like I always have to be doing something.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet.

I feel like there's no such thing as gender.