I stood in line ... to vote, and as they were handing out the plastic cards that you insert, some lady said to me, 'Judge, you sure this isn't preprogrammed.' So people still have their doubts.

The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to be made to last 50 years.

You do not play then at whist, sir? Alas, what a sad old age you are preparing for yourself! [Fr., Vous ne jouez donc pas le whist, monsieur? Helas! quelle triste vieilesse vous vous preparez!

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

The game [of poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great.

A clear fire, a clean hearth, and the rigour of the game.