I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.


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I was so emotional. Choked up. I could hardly talk all day. I'll be cleaning out my trailer and ...
DENNIS FRANZ
Successful diplomacy is an alignment of objectives and means.
DENNIS ROSS
Even non-democratic allies no longer trust America. Barack Obama has alienated our most important an...
DENNIS PRAGER
The fact is that, except for those very few whose wealth is overwhelmingly or entirely inherited, th...
DENNIS PRAGER
For the Left, affluence is won, not earned.
DENNIS PRAGER
Once enough Americans reacquaint themselves with Americanism, we should promote it to all countries ...
DENNIS PRAGER
My buddies are like, 'You live the most amazing life!' Well, I'm working like a dog. I c...
DENNIS CROWLEY
Since neither black animosity nor the Left's falsehood of 'racial tensions' is based on ...
DENNIS PRAGER
Once one understands that 'racial tensions' is a euphemism for a black animosity toward whit...
DENNIS PRAGER
I have never written that there is a threat of fascism in America. I always considered the idea over...
DENNIS PRAGER
We owe our troops more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put for...
DENNIS CARDOZA
Our two biggest rivals had adjusted their whole season to this one aim of beating us. Of course, it ...
DENNIS BERGKAMP
I've been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the...
FELIX DENNIS
When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.
DENNIS WEAVER
What is negotiation but the accumulation of small lies leading to advantage?
FELIX DENNIS
There have been huge Muslim demonstrations against cartoons depicting Muhammad and any other perceiv...
DENNIS PRAGER
I learned a lot I wouldn't have learned roaming the streets of Dallas.
DENNIS RODMAN
Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings, and making music with them.
DENNIS GABOR
Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is ...
DENNIS PRAGER
People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.
FELIX DENNIS
Whatever feminists may say about their only advocating choices, everyone knows the truth: Feminism r...
DENNIS PRAGER
Yet, while producing increasingly selfish people, the mantra of the Left, and therefore of the unive...
DENNIS PRAGER
With the demise of the biblical religions that have provided the American people with their core val...
DENNIS PRAGER
Corruption is Africa's greatest problem. Not poverty. Not lack of riches. Not racism.
DENNIS PRAGER
There was a time when liberalism was identified with anti-Communism. But the Vietnam War led liberal...
DENNIS PRAGER
In the biblical worldview, the purpose of all creation is to benefit man. This anthropocentric view ...
DENNIS PRAGER
When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism ...
DENNIS PRAGER
For some reason, the evolutionists have not come up with an evolution-based explanation for why huma...
DENNIS PRAGER
The essence of the Hebrew Bible, transmitted by Christianity, is separation: between life and death,...
DENNIS PRAGER
Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude...
DENNIS PRAGER
Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic t...
DENNIS PRAGER
There is no limit to suffering human beings have been willing to inflict on others, no matter how in...
DENNIS PRAGER
If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse ...
DENNIS PRAGER
There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation.
DENNIS PRAGER
For the Left, tolerance does not mean tolerance. It means first, acceptance. And second, celebration...
DENNIS PRAGER
Complaining not only ruins everybody else's day, it ruins the complainer's day, too. The mor...
DENNIS PRAGER
As you get older and wiser you realize that when people are given anything without having to earn it...
DENNIS PRAGER
This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.
DENNIS RODMAN
I think first impressions are important when you pick up a script.
DENNIS FARINA
Rather than dividing the world between good and evil, the Left divided the world in terms of economi...
DENNIS PRAGER
Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or...
DENNIS CROWLEY
Coming back to a television series puts you back in the limelight and gives you a platform for your ...
DENNIS WEAVER
If we had a hydrogen economy worldwide, every nation on earth could create its own energy source to ...
DENNIS WEAVER
We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up...
DENNIS WEAVER
I feel responsible; I feel I've got to do something that will leave the kids a place where they ...
DENNIS WEAVER
When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done!
DENNIS WEAVER