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Related When you are called for a great duty because you have been given a great ability, do your very best ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I can feel my body is starting to get tired, all that training, which I've been doing three or f... CARMEN MARTON I immediately said to myself Ive got to do something, ... Ive got to help as many as I can. I am not... AMY COLLINS I can't pretend to be a teenager, but I feel like I never really stopped being a teenager. GAYLE FORMAN I play about three times a week for a couple of hours at a time. BEN QUIRE Since I was asked to take over management of the Real Estate Assets Department, our chief mission ha... WILLIAM GRIFFITH Dennis was as tenacious at play as he was at work, ... And he wouldn't leave until we had our limit.... BILL ADAMS I've come a long way since the first day I showed up here. Anything can happen. We'll find out in a ... DAN UGGLA Robspierre replied softly, 'the question is to know where is the enemy.' 'He is out there, and I hav... , "NINTY-THREE" I feel good about each of them. Since we play each region team three times, having four pitchers is ... WILLY CHILD I didn't feel any remorse or sympathy if I injured a rival. I went over the top a few times but ... PETER STOREY I ain't gonna lie, I was aware of it. I know I needed the assists and I was hoping that Mike Miller ... PAU GASOL I never felt like I had anything really figured out. When I was a teenager, it was all about teenage... KIM GORDON I was very superstitious when I was a teenager, and I had to fight against that because it made me f... PENELOPE CRUZ I feel good, I feel strong and I've had a high quality three weeks since my last race, LANCE ARMSTRONG We kept turning the ball over and that's been something we've been fortunate enough to avoid, until ... BRIAN CRABTREE Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I found that doing Pilates consistently three to four times a week had an amazing effect on really t... SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG I think my anorexia was to do with being a teenager, not being in films. CHRISTINA RICCI I love teenagers. I loved being a teenager. ISABEL GILLIES Until I was a teenager, I used red pokeberries for lipstick and a burnt matchstick for eyeliner. I u... DOLLY PARTON Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu... ARTEMUS WARD Dennis and I and Crawford had a heck of a race. One minute, I thought Dennis was going to win. Then ... TED MUSGRAVE I was born looking older - and I've been aging since I was a teenager. CHARLES DURNING Playing rugby was mandatory. We've stuck with it since then because we had a knack for playing the s... ROB WEEDON I'm used to a very busy schedule. Right now it revolves around training and preparing for Nation... SASHA COHEN When I was a teenager, I was fat. I was shy. I wore glasses. I had a big eyebrow and hair all over m... GLORIA ESTEFAN When I was a teenager, my idol was the Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff. He's the only person I'... FERRAN ADRIA I didn't realise how much I ate Mexican food, like tacos and burritos three times a week, until ... WASHED OUT I was regarded as the school freak which further reinforced a lot of inhibitions and doubts I had ab... WINONA RYDER There was an over-under bet on how many times Nancy would cry during the week. I think I beat her. I... CHRISTINA KIM I was a really avid bowler when I was a teenager. I had about a 210-220 average. I had blisters on m... DENNIS QUAID I talk to Ronnie two or three times a week, RICKY WILLIAMS I've got a personal trainer, and I train three times a week. AMY CHILDS I was into Alan Moore and Frank Miller. I was a teenager when all those books where coming out for t... JANE GOLDMAN Its amazing, I cant ask for anything more as a birthday gift, ... Ive wanted to win a big race like ... BOBBY BUTLER People have asked about it, and I don't have an answer for them. I don't know. We turned it over to ... JOEL HOLLIDAY High minds, of native pride and force,
Most deeply feel thy pangs, Remorse;
Fear, for their sc... SIR WALTER SCOTT ive loved an ive falllen but yet until now ive always gotten back up but ur blow to the heart has su... AMBER FAITH HUN It's been over a week since we had our scrimmage and I know my players are ready to go, DONALD CLARK From the age of seven, I basically started practicing my hand-eye and foot coordination, balance, st... ASHTON EATON When I was in my late twenties, a friend suggested that, since I was an avid SF reader and had been ... L. E. MODESITT, JR. Depression is something I've lived with since I was a teenager. BILLY HOWLE I was working out about 12 times a week. I was tired of seeing kids I had beaten (in other tournamen... GREG PRIOLEAU It really made me feel bad that I didn't get there. That's how good it is, ... And I haven't had tho... WALTER CUNNINGHAM I had to come out to my mother three times over a twelve-year period, but I first came out to her wh... BILLY PORTER When I got the script for 'Winter Soldier,' I was so excited to see that my character finall... COBIE SMULDERS I'm obsessed with Led Zeppelin and have been since I was a teenager, DAVE GROHL Mitch has been out for a week and has had mono for three weeks. He practiced (Wednesday) for the fir... JOHN WINDHAM I just reacted and unfortunately I had to leave. I didn't know if (Parker) was behind me or not. I j... BRENDAN WITT Since I had to write every week, I knew the column had to be about something I know. CANDACE BUSHNELL I loaded up the van and the truck and it was over a hundred dollars. That was just in one day, and w... CARL CORY I had a crazy life for a teenager. I lived in New Jersey, but I'd go to Vermont for three weeks,... HALSEY I walk four miles three or four times a week. CHERYL LADD Since I was a teenager, I wanted to be in a band with my mates: my pure image of a band. JOSH KLINGHOFFER I started reading when I was about three, a little over three. CHUCK JONES Particularly turning the ball over where we turned it over, three times in the red zone in the first... JOE TILLER Since we've been here, I play 5-6 times a week. I meet up with friends either at school or PHCC, or ... DEWALD STEINMAN I thought it was a good time to talk about responsibilities of the Fourth Estate and always question... GEORGE CLOONEY People don't mind insulting the tall. We're supposed to be fine with being awkward and skinn... STEPHEN MERCHANT I had been quite judicious about the scripts I was reading, but nothing was really taking my fancy u... TOM ELLIS We had to keep our composure. We were turning the ball over. A couple of times I had to settle the t... DEANDRE HAYNES I'm just so blessed to be able to do what I just love and have loved since I was a teenager, since I... ANGELA BASSETT I saw the ball go up over (Nikki Battle's) head, and then I ran over to get it. I knew I had to make... DENISE SMITH He asked for that. Since the first one, he wasn't on me for that one, but after that one, they put h... BON BEAN Most of the time, I ate it because I was running out of time and I just needed something to eat. I u... GREG TRENT Last year, I think we had three cars that had been bought at one of our auctions, restored and broug... HAROLD LEMAY Dennis and I and Crawford had a heck of a race, TED MUSGRAVE I've been taking photographs since I was a teenager, and fashion has taught me a lot more about ... DARIA WERBOWY I make them four times a week. KATHY WARGA I reflect back and feel I was lucky enough to be a teenager in the '60s, with the music and the Brit... TONY VIVEIROS I' ve been shot five times but im still breathing living proof there a god if you need a reason. TUPAC SHAKUR We had a normal childhood. I played baseball, and we played violin in orchestras three times a week.... DAVID NEWMAN I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - i... SIMON COWELL I don't feel bad because he's a great player. We only had a week of practice, it was raining and the... CHRIS CHAMBERS It's as if I were on the other side of the divorce. I had left the band again ... so when Dennis' ma... GLEN BURTNIK Over the past three years or so, it's really become a good rivalry. They've had a good team and we'v... GEORGE BRAUN I wasn't trying to do a bicycle kick, it was just the best way to make a play on the ball. I didn't ... JASON GAREY I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot... GISELE BUNDCHEN No one could have been nicer, classier nor better looking than Dick Clark. I've had a crush on h... DOLLY PARTON I wasn't waiting for just one (big game). I was waiting for consistency, a lot of them. I got to mak... DARIUS WATTS It starts filming in the first week of October. After [promoting 'Roll Bounce'] I go to Europe for a... BOW WOW I bought a tape recorder and some stuff and went to Europe for three months when I was 18. The puppe... FRANK OZ I was asked to push the ball up. Knowing that I had to make sure I was making the right decisions ? ... BRIAN LATHAM I get asked if I am Kip about once a week. AARON RUELL I was on a series for a number of years, and I got very used to only doing a mini-play per week. Whe... MALCOLM GETS Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for my... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW In February 2003, I signed a three-year contract with MSNBC to host a talk show. Having recently dec... JESSE VENTURA I was working as a builder in Colchester three or four years ago — a construction worker as you'd ... COLIN LLOYD I was working as a builder in Colchester three or four years ago a construction worker as you'd p... COLIN LLOYD You have no control over your growth or development. But you have a control on the direction of your... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I've had more acne as an adult than I had as a teenager. After weaning babies, my skin's gon... JENNIFER GARNER We had been projecting an (annual) sales rate of 16 million vehicles in September. If I take out a t... BOB SCHNORBUS I was just like a 21st century person waiting to be born, and this is the medium that I thrive in. A... DARYL HALL I basically go to the gym three times a week to do weight training for one or two hours. TAKERU KOBAYASHI I have to admit that I had a bit of a snicker run across my face. It was kind of an interesting week... CHIP GANASSI I was asked not to attend any future CARE meetings. This was a direct result of me asking some point... BILL HANLON History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I used to do a lot of plays in English, Hindi, and Urdu. I wanted to be an actor since I was three a... AJAY MEHTA My stroke wasn't really there. It was kind of a bummer. I still had OK times, but I still can't help... DANIEL BERGMAN
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FELIX DENNIS There have been huge Muslim demonstrations against cartoons depicting Muhammad and any other perceiv... DENNIS PRAGER I learned a lot I wouldn't have learned roaming the streets of Dallas. DENNIS RODMAN Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings, and making music with them. DENNIS GABOR Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is ... DENNIS PRAGER People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life. FELIX DENNIS Whatever feminists may say about their only advocating choices, everyone knows the truth: Feminism r... DENNIS PRAGER Yet, while producing increasingly selfish people, the mantra of the Left, and therefore of the unive... DENNIS PRAGER With the demise of the biblical religions that have provided the American people with their core val... DENNIS PRAGER Corruption is Africa's greatest problem. Not poverty. Not lack of riches. Not racism. DENNIS PRAGER There was a time when liberalism was identified with anti-Communism. But the Vietnam War led liberal... DENNIS PRAGER In the biblical worldview, the purpose of all creation is to benefit man. This anthropocentric view ... DENNIS PRAGER When Jews left Judaism, they didn't stop being religious. They simply swapped God-based Judaism ... DENNIS PRAGER For some reason, the evolutionists have not come up with an evolution-based explanation for why huma... DENNIS PRAGER The essence of the Hebrew Bible, transmitted by Christianity, is separation: between life and death,... DENNIS PRAGER Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude... DENNIS PRAGER Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic t... DENNIS PRAGER There is no limit to suffering human beings have been willing to inflict on others, no matter how in... DENNIS PRAGER If your religion doesn't teach you the difference between good and evil, your religion is worse ... DENNIS PRAGER There's a lot more power in calm than in vituperation. DENNIS PRAGER For the Left, tolerance does not mean tolerance. It means first, acceptance. And second, celebration... DENNIS PRAGER Complaining not only ruins everybody else's day, it ruins the complainer's day, too. The mor... DENNIS PRAGER As you get older and wiser you realize that when people are given anything without having to earn it... DENNIS PRAGER This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is. DENNIS RODMAN I think first impressions are important when you pick up a script. DENNIS FARINA Rather than dividing the world between good and evil, the Left divided the world in terms of economi... DENNIS PRAGER Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or... DENNIS CROWLEY Coming back to a television series puts you back in the limelight and gives you a platform for your ... DENNIS WEAVER If we had a hydrogen economy worldwide, every nation on earth could create its own energy source to ... DENNIS WEAVER We're the only species that have crapped up the planet and the only species that can clean it up... DENNIS WEAVER I feel responsible; I feel I've got to do something that will leave the kids a place where they ... DENNIS WEAVER When we realize we can make a buck cleaning up the environment, it will be done! DENNIS WEAVER