I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

I love older men.

I date older men, and I date younger men. I have no rules about that.

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.

Older men get lovable, and older women get monstrous.