I started cooking in college to get girls, ... I was pathetic. Girls didn't want to go out with me. But I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, there was more of a chance that she'd say yes.


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While there are many wonderful police investigators out there doing some very fine work, the majorit...
PAT BROWN
What does signature mean? Supposedly these are the added touches that make the crime personal to the...
PAT BROWN
The one noticeable similarity with almost all serial killer victims is their short height and low we...
PAT BROWN
Since there are only so many ways to kill a person, a good portion of homicides look pretty much ali...
PAT BROWN
Serial killing is not about sex at all, but about power and control and revenge on society.
PAT BROWN
Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public...
PAT BROWN
Many of the less prolific killers' stories go unheard because they simply don't make good bo...
PAT BROWN
Last but not least among serial killer methodologies, we have women who kill their own children.
PAT BROWN
Killers can seem smart when you can't figure out who they are.
PAT BROWN
Using MO to link crimes can be problematic.
PAT BROWN
Telling the community a serial killer is out there stirs up a lot of unpleasant attention.
PAT BROWN
While we are being fascinated by the tales of famous serial killers and how they were brought to jus...
PAT BROWN
We assume people we know can't be serial killers.
PAT BROWN
Often, a serial killer has no felony record.
PAT BROWN
All serial killers want to win. They choose victims they can kill successfully.
PAT BROWN
There are many more serial killers living outside the prison walls than inside.
PAT BROWN
In reality, those rare few cases with good forensic evidence are the ones that make it to court.
PAT BROWN
Wanting something is not enough. You must hunger for it. Your motivation must be absolutely compelli...
LES BROWN
John Kitzhaber was a visionary leader for Oregon.
KATE BROWN
State government's efforts to address climate change must include reduced consumption and other ...
KATE BROWN
It's absolutely critical that we not only provide support from cradle to career in the education...
KATE BROWN
High-quality public education - combined with other appropriate support, as needed - is the best way...
KATE BROWN
Anytime you do something in this arena, whether it's public records or ethics, it's not like...
KATE BROWN
The challenge is sort of capturing the issues that Oregonians feel strongly about and moving forward...
KATE BROWN
Oregonians continually demonstrate a strong belief in fairness and equal treatment under the law.
KATE BROWN
I'm very committed to stable and adequate funding for education.
KATE BROWN
Rent and the cost of essentials like food and child care are rising so fast that wages are not keepi...
KATE BROWN
Any threat to the health and safety of a child in any school or classroom is unacceptable.
KATE BROWN
Before swearing in new citizens, immigration officials check to make sure prospective citizens weren...
KATE BROWN
Imagine trying to learn without a dry place to sleep, eat, and do homework. Children cannot succeed ...
KATE BROWN
Water is the foundation for our economies, communities, ecosystems, and quality of life.
KATE BROWN
Public health and safety are my highest priorities.
KATE BROWN
My personal view is that I am opposed to the death penalty.
KATE BROWN
Economic growth is important. But we cannot count on economic growth alone to fund the public educat...
KATE BROWN
I have spent my career fighting to make Oregon a place where everyone can thrive.
KATE BROWN
I am very concerned that federal and state air quality programs do not consider public health in reg...
KATE BROWN
I realized I could make a difference. I could be their voice; I could fight for them... There's ...
KATE BROWN
No individual, regardless of where they live or whom they love, should suffer discrimination.
KATE BROWN
We have to restore power to the family, to the neighborhood, and the community with a non-market pri...
JERRY BROWN
Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America...
JIM BROWN
Why my interest in writers? Well, I'm one, and many of my friends are writers. I know what it...
ERIC BROWN
I would love to have a role with the Browns. I think that's what every ex-player would like to d...
JIM BROWN
I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ...
JIM BROWN
I drew a lot of inspiration from the Ginuwines, the Ushers, the Michael Jacksons, the James Browns, ...
CHRIS BROWN
But I always knew when I got to the Brussels sprouts, I was on thin ice.
AARON BROWN
What planet have these people been living on?
AARON BROWN