I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.

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About Coffee Dates Day Deadline Every Every Day Front I Think I Write Imagining Jokes Keep Like Minimum Need People Places Rubbish Sit Standing Then Think Tour Write

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