I shudder at the thought of men....
I'm due to fall in love again
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Dorothy Parker
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R.H. SIN Phoebe Wolkind Ephron cracked wise like Dorothy Parker and looked like Katharine Hepburn.
HALLIE EPHRON
Note to self:
Do not under any circumstances fall in love again.
CECELIA AHERN
Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger
SHEEJA JOSE
So, you're the man who can't spell 'fuck.'"
Dorothy Parker to Norman Mailer after publishers h...
DOROTHY PARKER
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs
for their religion--
I have shuddered at...
JOHN KEATS
I failed miserably at trying not to fall in love with you.
…
I failed first.
COLLEEN HOOVER
Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"
He sm...
TESSA DARE
I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about ...
DAPHNE ZUNIGA
You think you can make me like you again?”
I look over at her and give my head the slightest...
COLLEEN HOOVER
People are supossed to aspire to become their fathers, not shudder at the thought.
VERONICA ROTH That we arrived at fifty years together is due as much to luck as to love, and a talent for knowing,...
RUBY DEE AND OSSIE DAVIS
When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned...
DOROTHY PARKER I stare at your lips
and fall in love with the way
they form what you say.
TYLER KNOTT GREGSON
Maybe...you'll fall in love with me all over again."
"Hell," I said, "I love you enough now. Wh...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK
Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well."
-Un...
ALLY CARTER
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
DOROTHY PARKER
So for now,
I will miss you like I’ll never see you again,
And the next time I see you,<...
CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: ...
DASHIELL HAMMETT I fell once, but I'm afraid to fall again. In love, that is.....
PELLE I love you today. I will love you tomorrow. I will love you always. Because when we are reborn, I wi...
FAYE HALL Time, and time again. I have watched my fellow man stumble and fall. I fear these words will fail th...
ENRIQUE VEGA Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true everytime i hear your voice i fall in lo...
ROY CROFT Soothing the exhaustion
In my soul,
So I can fall back skyward,
Safe in your arms, SCOTT HASTIE
You're looking at me like you fell in love with me."
"I didn't fall in love with you. I ...
COLLEEN HOOVER
I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers.
J. K. ROWLING
Never fall in love?"
"Always," said the count. "I am always in love.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and a...
LEWIS CARROLL
Fall down again, Bella?'
No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.
STEPHENIE MEYER
I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would b...
GERMAINE GREER
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion --I have shuddered at it. I shudder n...
JOHN KEATS
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion - I have shuddered at it. I shudder n...
JOHN KEATS So remember those who win the game
Lose the love they sought to gain
In debitures of quali...
JANIS IAN
If I ever fall in love again, I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and...
DAVE EGGERS
Although Dorothy in Blue Velvet was humiliated and hurt by men, basically I could react to how she f...
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI
The mark of a real man, is a man who can allow himself to fall deeply in love with a woman. But the ...
C. JOYBELL C.
There's nothing I hate more than gritty, linty, mysterious pocket schmutz in the cap of my lip m...
RACHEL NICHOLS
Falling In Love Is Like Owning A Dog.
Throw things away and love will bring them back, TAYLOR MALI
I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman wou...
GERMAINE GREER
He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…”
“And this is exactly what I mean.”<...
DEREK LANDY
I almost shudder at the thought of alluding to the most fatal example of the abuses of grief which t...
JOHN ADAMS I admire strength but I fall in love with vulnerability.
I admire strong people. People who sta...
DRISHTI BABLANI
Thought I couldn't live without you
It's gonna hurt when it heals too
Even though I really...
LEONA LEWIS
Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER If I had amnesia, I know I would fall in love with you all over again.
DOMINIC RICCITELLO
There are moments in every relationship that define when two people start to fall in love.
COLLEEN HOOVER I may stay upright when you look at me but the moment you turn your back, I know I'll fall- in love ...
HENANNIE ZARAGOZA
We took her to see Dorothy Hamill at the Morris (Performing Arts Center), and she was delighted, ......
ANGELA DAVIS
Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA
With everything going on in my life – going on in my head – I wanted to talk with you. Really ta...
JAY ASHER don't fall in love with the body.
fall in love with the innocent , soul, as family ,heart and charac...
DHARM BABU
She had fallen in love with a stranger in the course of a weekend, and she would never fall in love ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
I read as much poetry as time allows and circumstance dictates: No heartache can pass without a litt...
J. COURTNEY SULLIVAN Feel the power of the Dark Side," he murmured.
"Always," Parker said.
GREG COX
... i didn't fall in love of course
it's never up to you
but she was walking back and fort...
LEONARD COHEN
I will not fall in love with you," she said. "I can't let myself. I won't."
"That's all r...
J.R. WARD I never thought to myself, I'm going to grow up and fall in love with a man or I'm going to fall in ...
ALLY SHEEDY
Im not going to change my ways,
just to please you or appease you,
inside a crowd five b...
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND I shudder at the image they would piece together.
ROGER VADIM I'm a firm believer in hope. So I'm still waiting to fall in love again. You did it once, I believe ...
PELLE
Smiled.
The type of smile that men drive all night in a blinding rainstorm on their bike to s...
KATIE MCGARRY
Old friend, I am writing to you again
The infamous tale of squandered love
To have m...
ZUBAIR AHSAN I wish you'd fall in love with me," she said.
"Why?"
"Because you're really someone worth ...
ANNE RAMPLING
Women may fall when there's no strength in men.
Act II
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I have always watched my close friends fall in love, but I never thought it would happen to me.
UDAY KIRAN
What made you fall in love with a prostitute?”
“I didn’t understand it myself at the time...
PAULO COELHO
You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ...
C. JOYBELL C.
Our surroundings fade and we exist in unison, two people who once shared cups of coffee, unprecedent...
CAROLINE GEORGE It would be Spiderman. I'd love to be Peter Parker.
CASPER VAN DIEN This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
SID ZIFF
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
FANNY BRICE
When I saw you fall..."
"You thought, 'Wow, she's a loser.
RICHELLE MEAD I cry and wonder
how I'm going to fall asleep
because sleeping means waking
and going...
SAMANTHA SCHUTZ As men “think” they are chasing sex and women “think” they are chasing relationships, when i...
VALERIE ROSE STERRETT
To fall in love is easy;
to forget, wild and crazy.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Seek another such matched dance,
Fall again under such a trance,
Can such dreams again be found?
Lov...
ROBERT E. BERG I fall in love fast, and I fall out of love even faster.
ELLE KING
It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again.
ERIC KRIPKE
You must fall in love with your job, over and over again, to own it.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they f...
WOODY ALLEN
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with y...
JUDITH VIORST
Cohen looked at the forest of lances and pennants. Hundreds of thousands of men looked like quite a ...
TERRY PRATCHETT
Is it odd, my love,
that I envy others
who have not met you
for the intoxication t...
KAMAND KOJOURI 30 degree to forget the girl I love
150 degree to forget again
360 degree to protect the g...
YUNA TAKAGI
I have found power in the mysteries of thought,
exaltation in the changing of the Muses;
I hav...
EURIPIDES
I would never normally approach a woman in this way, but I couldn't help but notice that you have th...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS
If i thought this would never happen again I would die.
But this is wrong, nobody dies from lac...
MARGARET ATWOOD
I have met so many heartbroken men. It's a catastrophe. Women are easily overcome by the process tha...
C. JOYBELL C. Ale: Are you manipulating me again?
T.C.: Try not to fall for it. I dare you.
STEVE KLUGER
Sometimes people ask if my books have morals or lessons for readers, and I shudder at that thought. ...
ROBIN HOBB Fall in love
with the energy
of the mornings
trace your fingers
along the...
SANOBER KHAN
Freely we serve
Because we freely love, as in our will
To love or not; in this we stand or...
JOHN MILTON
If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
SOURCE UNKNOWN If you had it all to do over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and un...
DOROTHY PARKER Mine is the river.
where the love runs deep,
that if you fall in,
you'll be mine to ...
ANTHONY T HINCKS Mustardseed grinned at Bertie. "I was never any good at geometry, but you’re stuck in a love trian...
LISA MANTCHEV
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls ...
JUDITH VIORST
More Dorothy Parker
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it...
DOROTHY PARKER
You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER
The friends I made have slipped and strayed.
And who's the one that cares
A trifling lot and...
DOROTHY PARKER
Work is the province of cattle.
DOROTHY PARKER
Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER
If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it'...
DOROTHY PARKER
This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh, it is sure as it is sad
That any lad is every lad,
And what's a girl, to dare implore DOROTHY PARKER
I never see the prettiest thing -
A cherry bough gone white with Spring -
But what I think, Ho...
DOROTHY PARKER
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out ...
DOROTHY PARKER
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out o...
DOROTHY PARKER
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
DOROTHY PARKER
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
DOROTHY PARKER
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER
If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
DOROTHY PARKER
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
DOROTHY PARKER
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER
Inventory:
"Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend...
DOROTHY PARKER
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the...
DOROTHY PARKER
There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
DOROTHY PARKER
Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER
In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
DOROTHY PARKER
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER
Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a...
DOROTHY PARKER
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER
There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply...
DOROTHY PARKER
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi...
DOROTHY PARKER
I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER
All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER
I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER
He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER
Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER
They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER
Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER
Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
DOROTHY PARKER
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground al...
DOROTHY PARKER
Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
DOROTHY PARKER
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER
Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out...
DOROTHY PARKER
His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.
DOROTHY PARKER
Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.
DOROTHY PARKER
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicul...
DOROTHY PARKER
Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the cop...
DOROTHY PARKER
Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of...
DOROTHY PARKER
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
DOROTHY PARKER
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
DOROTHY PARKER
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
DOROTHY PARKER
Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to u...
DOROTHY PARKER
Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER
Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER
It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Misfortune tests friends, and detects enemies
DOROTHY PARKER
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded
wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
DOROTHY PARKER
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
DOROTHY PARKER
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
DOROTHY PARKER
Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses...
DOROTHY PARKER
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things....
DOROTHY PARKER
DOROTHY PARKER
Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
DOROTHY PARKER
I never see that prettiest thing-
A cherry bough gone white with Spring-
But what I think,...
DOROTHY PARKER
Résumé
Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cau...
DOROTHY PARKER
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out ...
DOROTHY PARKER
The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKER
If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised.
DOROTHY PARKER
The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories ...
DOROTHY PARKER
My land is bare of chattering folk;
the clouds are low along the ridges,
and sweet's the air...
DOROTHY PARKER
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Concepti...
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can n...
DOROTHY PARKER
Scratch an actor - and you'll find an actress.
DOROTHY PARKER
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER
Travel, trouble, music, art,
A kiss, a frock, a rhyme -
I never said they feed my heart, DOROTHY PARKER
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
DOROTHY PARKER
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it wa...
DOROTHY PARKER
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
DOROTHY PARKER
If wild my breast and sore my pride,
I bask in dreams of suicide,
If cool my heart and high ...
DOROTHY PARKER
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER
I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER
I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound -...
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKER
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of t...
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can...
DOROTHY PARKER
Art is a form of catharsis.
DOROTHY PARKER
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
afte...
DOROTHY PARKER
The two most beautiful words in the English language are: Check Enclosed.
DOROTHY PARKER
If, with the literate, I am/ Impelled to try an epigram,/ I never seek to take the credit;/ We all a...
DOROTHY PARKER
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.
DOROTHY PARKER
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
DOROTHY PARKER
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
DOROTHY PARKER
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."
DOROTHY PARKER
Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.
DOROTHY PARKER
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
DOROTHY PARKER
tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
DOROTHY PARKER
This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
DOROTHY PARKER
He has a capacity for enjoyment so vast that he gives away great chunks to those about him, and neve...
DOROTHY PARKER
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
DOROTHY PARKER
Woman wants monogamy; / Man delights in novelty. / Love is woman's moon and sun; / Man has other for...
DOROTHY PARKER
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
DOROTHY PARKER
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
DOROTHY PARKER
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKER
I am never going to be famous...I do not do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails,...
DOROTHY PARKER
Excuse my dust
DOROTHY PARKER
Check enclosed.
DOROTHY PARKER
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
DOROTHY PARKER
I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know...
DOROTHY PARKER
There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKER
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never g...
DOROTHY PARKER
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
DOROTHY PARKER
"The House Beautiful" is the play lousy
DOROTHY PARKER
I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I...
DOROTHY PARKER
And if my heart be scarred and burned,
The safer, I, for all I learned.
DOROTHY PARKER
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER
Prince or commoner, tenor or bass,
Painter or plumber or never-do-well,
Do me a favor and ...
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't know," she said. "We used to squabble a lot when we were going together and then engaged and...
DOROTHY PARKER
As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
DOROTHY PARKER
We're glad to have been taken seriously. What we're looking for is that if we walk into a Pick 'n Sa...
DOROTHY PARKER
We wanted corporate to know we expected better.
DOROTHY PARKER
. . . as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a penci...
DOROTHY PARKER
And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the r...
DOROTHY PARKER
[We look like] a road company of the Last Supper.
DOROTHY PARKER
If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised
DOROTHY PARKER
I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it wou...
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She (Katherine Hepburn) runs the gamut of emotions from A to B
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Every love's the love before in a duller dress
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This living, this living, this living/ Was never a project of mine.
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The doctors were very brave about it.
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I want people to learn something they didn't know, ... We hope people have fun and learn about our c...
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This is on me.
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That woman speaks 18 languages and can't say "No" in any of them
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Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER
Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that...
DOROTHY PARKER
I can't write five words but that I change seven.
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I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope th...
DOROTHY PARKER
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
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Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much
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You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
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It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends.
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Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.
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Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarras...
DOROTHY PARKER
Somebody was using the pencil.
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That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it ...
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A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially,...
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I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be a darling at it.
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Byron and Shelley and Keats/ Were a trio of lyrical treats.
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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.
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"Cheque enclosed" are the two most beautiful words in the English language
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She looks as new as a peeled egg
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She looks like something that would eat its young
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I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate C...
DOROTHY PARKER
By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and un...
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Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work whil...
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They sicken of the calm, who know the storm
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People are more fun than any body
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I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule...
DOROTHY PARKER
I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
DOROTHY PARKER
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simp...
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Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
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Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.
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I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table...
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My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air wit...
DOROTHY PARKER
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!
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This is on me. [suggested for her tombstone]
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to exci...
DOROTHY PARKER
Money is only congealed snow.
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Why, that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw -- I...
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