I should've known Gideon would spill. He's like a surrogate parent. Not like a stepfather, exactly - more like a godfather, or a sea horse who wants to stuff me into his pouch.

It's the wrong way. She's farther away from the door now. It occurs to me that some people only have book smarts.

She crossed over death to call me. I crossed through Hell to find her.

If this is mytstical, what the heck is Advil going to do about it?

If people knew what I was up to, they'd probably try to stop me. The idiots would take Casper's side, and then I'd have to kill Casper and them after Casper bit their throats out. I'm no superhero.

What luck. I chose the douche-y sounding one.