I should have had a circuitous answer that was a non-answer.

Vice president - it has such a nice ring to it!

You don't have to have fought in a war to love peace.

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper

I'd call it a new version of voodoo economics, but I'm afraid that would give witch doctors a bad name.