I see a tongue! Some asshole is licking my peephole.


Mark Tufo

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A good food is mouthwatering when you see it and finger licking when you eat it.
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My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
LOUIS ADAMIC
„Listen,” Richard says, „unless you're about to inherit some money, what we're talking about h...
JESS WALTER
I have had on the tip of my tongue for some time.
GUSTAV MAHLER
Everyone is destined to be an asshole as some point or another.
WILL BLY
For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I'VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AN...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
The night sky is only a sort of carbon paper,
Blueblack, with the much-poked periods of stars SYLVIA PLATH
My life is a struggle.
VOLTAIRE
I know that asshole you were with in college --”
“Can we leave that asshole out of it?” JOSH LANYON
I lick my fingers because I don't like when my hands get slick. Licking my fingers helps me keep a g...
STEVE NASH
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The fact that I suspect I'm an asshole means I proba...
JONATHAN TROPPER
Teach that asshole some manners.”
I winked at her and smiled. “Anything for you, baby.
JAMIE MCGUIRE
It was licking at our heels. My shoes were singed.
DAVID BAILEY
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
GREG BEHRENDT
Now,” he murmured huskily into my ear, licking the skin below my lobe. I shivered. “It’s your ...
SHAYE EVANS
Once an asshole, always an asshole.
DEB CALETTI
There’s a short circuit between my brain and my tongue, thus “Leave me the fuck alone” comes o...
DAVID SEDARIS
I never show the back of my tongue. That is a Dutch expression.
BEN VAN BERKEL
See what a ready tongue suspicion hath!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
You always see Mark as a hockey player. It's going to be odd to see him without the skates on. To me...
DARIUS KASPARAITIS
My shitty book, no one is going to read, about a total asshole and a completely fucked up world.
SCOTT TALBOT EVANS
If you mess with an asshole enough you're bound to get some shit.
RICARDO MONTES
I love showing my scar on my tummy - it is shaped like a question mark.
SAM TAYLOR-JOHNSON
Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like...
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Many BrainPal users find it useful to give their BrainPal a name other than BrainPal. Would you like...
JOHN SCALZI
Those who follow do not see anything other than the asshole in front of them.
JAMIE MICHAEL DONOGHUE
Each moment is a great motivation with the tiny peephole of our small selfless minds' door kept open...
ANUJ SOMANY
Licking Heights has done so much to better itself since the year I came to now my junior year.
JAMES WARD
My tongue is the pen of a ready writer.
BIBLE
I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging my fingers are silent.
SONIA RUMZI
The world is holy! The soul is holy! The skin is holy!
The nose is holy! The tongue and cock an...
ALLEN GINSBERG
We came back licking our wounds.
JOHN FOTENOS
I intentionally hold my tongue for the sake of peace, but I wonder how some would handle themselves ...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER
I mark my hours by shadow; Mayest thou mark thine By sunshine.
CAROL BREVOORT HILTON-TURVEY
That was not like riding a bike, you asshole!
ALEXANDRA BRACKEN
He was very much an asshole before he was in the wheelchair.
MARK ZUPAN
I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.
BENJAMIN R. SMITH
I have betrayed myself with my own tongue; The case is altered
BEN JONSON
Stephen Fry is a master exponent of the English tongue. Some people might think that he is the most ...
DAVID TANG
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
BERNARD WILLIAMS
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
BERN WILLIAMS
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
OSCAR LEVANT
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
DOROTHY PARKER
My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass.
BLINK 182
I am sure my love's more ponderous than my tongue
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.
EMINEM
Did you see the first episode? ... Did you see what we were doing in that flashback? Holy cow. Yeah,...
LAUREN HOLLY
...to ride well to hounds is simply a diversion. It leaves no record. But already, my dear Charlotte...
DAISY GOODWIN
He would love to be here but I think he would be running around licking everybody, so he is home at ...
LONI R. BURCHETT
I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it li...
TORI AMOS
I'm tired of biting my tongue.
ROBIN WRIGHT
The failure mode of clever is “asshole.
JOHN SCALZI
O my Fearless Lord, with my tongue, I chant Your Name.
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB
Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If I maintain my silence about my secret it is my prisoner...if I let it slip from my tongue, I am I...
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER
Spanglish is a creative way also of saying, 'I am an American, and I have my own style, my own t...
ILAN STAVANS
He was an asshole, so I hit him.
MERLE HAGGARD
My heart is inditing a good matter: I speak of the things which I have made touching the king: my...
BIBLE
My dad's more of a pusher. (Mark) is more individual.
ETHAN DICKSON
Walking with my doggy is so much fun!
And she makes me laugh, she makes me run.
Licking ...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES
I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to show...
GEORGE CARLIN
My primary tongue, I would call North-West Mercian.
ALAN GARNER
Writers divide into those who write biting their nails and those who don't. Some writers write l...
ITALO CALVINO
The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
LESLIE NIELSEN
If my tongue were trained to measures, I would sing a stirring song.
PAUL TILLICH
I could see the other runners were starting to tire at the 35-kilometer mark and that's why I chose ...
AMBESSE TOLOSSA
I am strong because love is my strength. I am beautiful because kindness is my beauty. I am a succes...
DEBASISH MRIDHA
My life is a series of things that just happen.
HAROLD RUSSELL
My life is a mosaic, and there's no room in between pieces at all.
MARCIA CLARK
He was such an asshole, and I loved him.
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
I'm sure they're licking their chops.
BOBBY JOHNSON
We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.
JOHN SCALZI
When someone sends you an email, they are knocking on your door. And when you open the attachment, w...
JAMES COMEY
Finders keepers. Asshole.
MELISSA GREY
I'm kind of a huge asshole and....
DAVE MUSTAINE
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Tollywood has a special place in my heart because Telugu is my mother tongue, and when I sing in the...
ARMAAN MALIK
I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I think in my mother tongue. That's Hindi.
ANUPAM KHER
I would my horse had the speed of your tongue . . .
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
The tongue can paint what the eye can't see.
CHINESE PROVERB
It's quicker, easier, and involves less licking
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED
If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS...
Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER
Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER
To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS...
It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER
Some say they see poetry in my paintings; I see only science.
GEORGES SEURAT
Twist a tongue, and tongue a twist how many twists can a tongue twister twist around their twisting ...
JAZZ FEYLYNN
There must've been some part of me that wanted to make my mark. But there was never a defining m...
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
People don't see tattoo in good light. They mostly see it as a mark of irresponsibility.
DOUGLAS YEBOAH
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
I am not mad because I'm a woman... I'm mad because you're an asshole.
MARGARET ATWOOD
When I look on you a moment, then I can speak no more, but my tongue falls silent, and at once a del...
SAPPHO
I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had...
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Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN
We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN
Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN
We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he...
MARK TWAIN
There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were...
MARK TWAIN