I saw an Emmy ad that AMC took out with all the 'Breaking Bad' nominees' photos, and there's my picture from the show. It's like World's Ugliest Man - I'm an automatic winner in that category.
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Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON They got rid of bottled water. We got thermoses that say 'Grey's Anatomy Season 4' with ... BROOKE SMITH I just feel like, with rappers, there's so much complacency. It's like, 'Oh, I'm a r... J. COLE I want to make the music that's not there anymore. I'm so passionate about the singing voice... SAM SMITH I find myself being attracted to dudes all the time. I'm like, 'Wow, that's a beautiful ... BRENDON URIE I recently saw HBO's 'Getting On,' and I was like, 'That's awesome.' I love ... DANIELLE SCHNEIDER When I read both pilots for 'Breaking Bad' and the 'Michael J. Fox Show,' I turned t... BETSY BRANDT When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's ki... TAYLOR WILSON On 'Grey's Anatomy,' I didn't have to move too much. I think I ran through the hospi... ERIC DANE I think talking about one's love life is always... It's a Pandora's box, best kept in jo... EMMA CAULFIELD When my father died, my mother was still alive. And I think when your second parent dies, there is t... ROZ CHAST I'm sometimes a cartoonist, and there's an audience for that, and I'm sometimes an illus... ADRIAN TOMINE If there's a theme to where I'm at in my life, it's that 'warts and all' is actu... MARTI NOXON I'm a bad loser, but I'm not a good winner either - I like to rub it in people's faces! CAROLINE WINBERG There's the most resistance to an actor singing. It's like I'm being disloyal to my indu... KEVIN BACON I got an automatic breadmaker. It's the greatest! I get more points for that. You computerize in... SISSY SPACEK There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car an... BOBBY DARIN My son is pre-K and my daughter is in elementary school. So they don't watch the show. But my so... BETSY BRANDT One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There... MARGARET CHO When they make a woman's picture, they treat it like a 'woman's picture.' In the ... ELLEN BARKIN When I hear people say that Fox News is right wing, I know that's not true, because I'm the ... SHEPARD SMITH Norman Lear is my all-time, ultimate hero. He's an amazing man. That's one person I'm lo... TYLER PERRY La vida es un regalo diario. Valóralo. Al final, lo que importa no son los años de vida, sino la v... PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always ... DICK CAVETT I feel 'Breaking Bad' - maybe everybody says this about their show - I feel like this show i... BETSY BRANDT Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it... KARY MULLIS When I'm in 'Man vs. Wild' mode, it's not pleasure. Every sensor is firing and I'... BEAR GRYLLS Personally, I don't get that whole reality show thing. It was much smaller, and it's grown. ... SIENNA GUILLORY In San Francisco, I eat halal, which is kind of like Muslim kosher, and there's this one Thai re... YUNA I'm on the rise and whatnot, but I'm not the man to say, 'All right, world, here's g... STORMZY I definitely want to be an inspiration or a role model for all the little girls out there or anyone ... PAIGE VANZANT I'm pretty good with talking to girls if I have an introduction, but I'm the worst at trying... BRYAN GREENBERG I think a woman's body is so much more sensual than a man's. I'm not saying strip off al... LINDSAY LOHAN I'm so disappointed in the frat parties at Columbia. I'm like an English boy going to an Ame... MAX MINGHELLA I've seen a fair bit of the States and the rest of the world, and I'm convinced that there... GARTH ENNIS It's usually so fraught when you're taking a picture. I work with an 8-by-10 view camera and... SALLY MANN I'm actually doing a show. from my shed. on the internet. but it won't be music or anything,... VINCE CLARKE I like a movie that brings out many discussions. From my experience, every time I have done movies, ... MONICA BELLUCCI I figured I could do 'It's A Man's Man's Man's World', because I believe it&... ETTA JAMES I love driving, but sometimes, I'm not too good at it because I spend too much time looking in t... ASHLEY OLSEN I'm an old man, and all my life I've said that Notre Dame should remain independent because ... LOU HOLTZ I'm an actor. That's what I'm gifted at. It's what makes me breathe. SAMANTHA MORTON When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burn... ROSARIO DAWSON I went to Norman High then I walked across the street after that and went to college. That's my ... CHRISTIAN KANE It's funny because before I joined the cast of 'Heroes,' I was an insomniac. I have suff... DANA DAVIS I'm from Miami, I love it when we're out in the heat. When it's cold, I'm like, '... MAJANDRA DELFINO I'm just me. I'm just very opinionated. I react to whatever I see. If it's good, it'... MEL B In all the movies I'm in love with someone in my head. There's always love in a film somewhe... CHANNING TATUM I'm just fiercely protective. It's like, that's my lair and nobody messes with my lair. WHITNEY HOUSTON There's a wide variety of diversity, with people that have disabilities from R.J. Mitte in '... JAMIE BREWER Man, I'm 6 foot 8. I'm gonna be typecast. It's not like I'm gonna be the romantic le... TYLER MANE I like that show 'Ray Donovan' - I'm obsessed with that. He's in Hollywood, he's... KIM GORDON It's a very strange experience being on set of 'Breaking Bad;' you never know what's... LAURA FRASER I'm that person who says, 'No matter what the problem is, there's a solution.' That&... MIRANDA KERR I was obsessed with being popular in high school and never achieved it. There's photos from our ... MINDY KALING I'm not good at being a picture-perfect pop star, happy all the time. If I'm having a bad da... CHARLI XCX If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO So, it's like: I'm an OK singer; I'm an OK guitar player and you put them together and..... CALLIE THORNE I'm not saying the whole world will work this way, but with Airbnb, people are sleeping in other... BRIAN CHESKY It's a great stretch for me to do my game show. It's very hard. It's not me at all. The ... BEN STEIN I've always traveled with a picture of my daughter from 1989, her kindergarten school picture, t... KIEFER SUTHERLAND I had saved a few hundred photos of dodo skeletons into my 'Creative Projects' folder - it... ADAM SAVAGE I'm always like, 'I can't believe I sound like my mother.' I remember running out of... EILEEN DAVIDSON I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Va... ELIZABETH MERIWETHER As a director on 'The Office,' there's a tremendous weight that comes with directing fea... HAROLD RAMIS My house has too many distractions. There's the email. There's checking my Amazon ranking. I... HARLAN COBEN I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not tryi... STEVEN WRIGHT It's like the spiders are sharing an ancient secret with me, and that's why I'm going to... CHERYL HAYASHI I decided to take my foot off the pedal with all the detail. I'm sure after 'Animalia' a... GRAEME BASE I think there's an instinct to make grotesque horror films that are purely carnal, like the '... AMBER HEARD He's just like my father that way-my father just adored my mother and let her do whatever she wa... JUNE CARTER CASH It fits my ADD, so that's good. Because I really can't focus on anything for too long. And &... ADAM FERRARA I can't wait to see The Grinch. It's so out of the world. Every time a movie like that comes... TINA YOTHERS I'm not an overly happy person. There are times when I'm happy, and that's usually in my... PAT BURNS It's always on everyone's list, like, 'What's New Orleans like?' I think people ... SUNG KANG I think behind every great man there's got to be a great woman, whether she's your wife, you... PRINCE ROYCE
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