I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

There's almost a T-shirt feeling to wearing my evening dresses.

Couples saw me and pointed out I was wearing an Ashworth shirt. They (Ashworth) are one of his sponsors. He told me to see him later in the week and he would give me some more stuff. I told him his caddie had already given us enough stuff, especially hats, during the U.S. Open.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.