I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

I saw a stationery store move.

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

I just saw the clear lane.

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.