I sat right up there in the upper deck, ... I was not on field-worthy at that time. I'm still not sure how I got here today. I guess it's being Teri Hatcher's boyfriend.

The series has a real audacity right down to the title. You realize the title is as tongue-in-cheek as the show.

My last real job was selling air time for CBS affiliates. I quit that when I was 28, and that was the last real job I had. I beat the system. I've been able to do this full-time for almost 15 years.

It slows down grocery shopping, because so many women at the store watch the show. I always end up talking to two or three people every time I go to Ralphs. It's fun.

And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals.

We'll be right down toward the end of the year.