I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.

I'm a long-time fan of Rob Long, and his books are hugely re-readable, detailing the ins and outs of being a Hollywood comedy writer with a past success but with everything to prove.

Maybe I should love someone mundane and let them bore me to death.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality

If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.

He who wears a mask cannot see within himself.