I rolled off the bed and hid between the bed and the dresser.

I was afraid I was going to be shot dead and I wasn't remembering features.

Most were upstanding citizens who you wouldn't think did drugs.

Experience is the father of intolerance, guidance is the mother.

Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'