I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.

I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so hard to walk four miles in the snow. I want that. I love that.

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

We really want to find him before he does something else stupid or something happens to him.

Doing this stuff is a crap shoot, there are no guarantees.