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ALAN PARSONS I wanna chase down Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Will Smith. I would love to start my film career.
SHEMAR MOORE![]()
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e...
RACHEL DRATCH I had good intentions to do both (albums), and I started feeling like 'Wildflower' was that art albu...
SHERYL CROW It is a pretty funny word, but it doesn't mean anything. I started using it here, and then everyone ...
FERNANDA DA VALLE [Charles was highlighted early in the show with a performance by Jamie Foxx and Alicia Keys, who pla...
HOAGY CARMICHAEL![]()
Jamie Foxx does a good rendition of me. It's a real gift, mimicry of that kind, the tonal thing....
AL PACINO![]()
I have a song called 'Decisions' that features Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, John Legend and Co...
BUSTA RHYMES I had an idea that it would just, I was going to do a four-record deal with Rounder. I was going to ...
GEORGE THOROGOOD An ideal movie would be, like - to get this to happen, I have to work so much harder - but imagine D...
DONALD FAISON![]()
I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess I wasn't sure how people would respond to it (her album). Then I thought to myself, 'If you ...
DEANA CARTER Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny.
CHRIS BARNES I do understand that not everyone is going to sit and listen to an Enya album. When someone says it&...
ENYA I was hanging onto that tree and I prayed. Dude, I prayed so good I thought I might become a preache...
JOHN PORTER![]()
I thought it was hilarious when 'Brace for Impact' was released, and people said I had aband...
STURGILL SIMPSON![]()
The first time I really listened to an album and thought, 'This album is mine,' was Kanye...
THEOPHILUS LONDON I thought it would be a good call. I thought they would be released and I thought that they would be...
GRACIA BURNHAM![]()
Jamie : "I didn't want anybody to be weird around me.". Landon : "Including me?". Jamie : "Especiall...
NICHOLAS SPARKS It's funny because I always thought I knew what I wanted to do. It became apparent to me that workin...
AARON KARO![]()
After I released 'Jesus, Take the Wheel,' people started saying, Oh, it's kind of risky....
CARRIE UNDERWOOD I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
NORA DUNN I had an invitation to contribute a track to a Robert Johnson tribute album, and it was the first ti...
ROBERT PALMER![]()
I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA I thought it was funny. I figured it wasn't a rabid bat.
DAVID KEMP Some guys record an album with songs that are filler. I recorded this album like it was my last.
DICK DALE I didn't think I was going to get released. I thought I was going to get another week over there and...
JOSE CORTEZ I was in college, and I studied everything, but was really not good at anything until I found philos...
MICHAEL JOSEPH KELLY![]()
I knew I was destined to do a solo album, but when I did that first album in 1978, I had no idea it ...
ACE FREHLEY Dude. I thought you were dead.
BOBBY HIGGINSON![]()
When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistaken...
ELLEN DEGENERES![]()
As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS![]()
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
DEMETRI MARTIN And it wasn't until '84 when I was first asked to come to Sweden and do an album and concert tour.
WANDA JACKSON I always thought my best album was 'Trouble in Paradise.' I was the happiest with that one.
RANDY NEWMAN![]()
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln...
AL FRANKEN![]()
I was born to be funny.
BUDDY HACKETT I went to do the back thing for Isaac and the dude that called in, so you let him know that T.J. mes...
CHAD JOHNSON I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a ...
DAVID CROSS![]()
I looked up at the video camera and stared. Then raised my hand and gave it the middle finger.
...
MICHELLE HODKIN![]()
I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’...
KURT VONNEGUT JR. I didn't see it coming. I didn't think I'd be released. I thought if I had the same problems again, ...
JOSE CORTEZ I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It ...
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FINN JONES And then, a strangely comforting thought trickled through me—I had nothing, so I could do anything...
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WANDA JACKSON![]()
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.
GERARD WAY Everyone has an 'I thought Elliott was crazy' story.
ELLIOTT BISNOW Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just...
SPOKEN REASONS I didn't want to do it. I thought it looked funny with long blades and wearing a tight skin suit.
CINDY KLASSEN Whatever I thought was funny was kept in there. People definitely (got) into it.
ADAM YAUCH![]()
I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this....
DONALD MILLER![]()
All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do, ......
ALICE COOPER![]()
All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do... A...
ALICE COOPER![]()
'Wonder Showzen' is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it ...
ERIC ANDRE![]()
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all the...
HARLAND WILLIAMS When I hit my 20s, I took a chill pill and relaxed because throughout my teens I was churning out an...
VANESSA MAE I never thought then I'd be doing what I'm doing now. At my high school, being on the girls ...
KATE VOEGELE The small amount of people that control the discourse around painting - I thought that the whole mus...
FRED TOMASELLI![]()
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport ...
MITCH HEDBERG![]()
What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for ...
JARRETT J. KROSOCZKA![]()
I thought I was trying to do my best and what he wanted me to do, ... I was getting the grasp of it....
JASON KIDD![]()
I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
BECKY G![]()
Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily. So th...
ADAM SAVAGE![]()
I do a lot of curiosity buying; I buy it if I like the album cover, I buy it if I like the name of t...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN![]()
I have an independent record label called Favored Nations on which I released an album by an artist ...
STEVE VAI Well, I guess, but I just feel so strong. Actually, it was probably when I was 50 that we were tryin...
CHERYL TIEGS When I first started, especially because I got the Critics' Choice before I'd released an al...
FLORENCE WELCH Our friends in the group Chicago, they just numbered theirs and we thought that was kind of neat but...
GERRY BECKLEY![]()
I want to do an album with Steven Seagal.
ACTION BRONSON![]()
I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I mino...
AISHA TYLER![]()
I wasn't worried about it, ... I thought it was an alright thing to do.
HILLARY CLINTON Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then ...
JACK HANDY![]()
Well, do you suppose I made up my mind then that what I had seen was something sickening? Not a bit ...
LEO TOLSTOY![]()
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thoug...
STEVIE WONDER The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th...
DALEEN IRSHAID Dennis and I and Crawford had a heck of a race. One minute, I thought Dennis was going to win. Then ...
TED MUSGRAVE![]()
Maybe it was the sideburns, but I just didnt fit in. (Elvis speaking about his youth)
ELVIS PRESLEY![]()
The 'Downward Spiral' album was a record all about beating everybody up - and then 'Hurt...
TRENT REZNOR Till 24,
I always thought I am different and then I found out everyone is.
BHAVIK SARKHEDI When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES![]()
He'll have to do without me, Jamie thought, not looking back. And then clearly, as if he'd been told...
S.E. HINTON![]()
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd...
KARL PILKINGTON I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give fo...
CASSIDY FREEMAN I thought Kyle did a great job defensively keeping in front of Jamie.
DICK WILCOX He had real nice mid-'70s country album. If some of those song were released today, they'd do very w...
MIKE ALBERT I remember, when I was younger, it was such a big fantasy for me. Now that I actually have a career ...
CANDICE GLOVER But movies as much as anything developed what I thought was right and wrong, what was honorable, wha...
DABNEY COLEMAN Right now the focus is the album that is released and then the tour coming up. After the tour they w...
LATOYA LONDON![]()
I thought I was doing a small play in an experimental theater, and I couldn't believe the reaction i...
NICOLE KIDMAN![]()
When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'T...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA Jamie was great. Was Schilling great, too? I never credit pitchers. I make my living off pitchers. B...
CARL EVERETT When I wrote to him, he was still starring in 'Third Rock,' so kids knew who he was. And I think he'...
DAVID GALE![]()
I thought I was an old soul, and that I knew life, but then starting the real life, I figured I am c...
YAEL NAIM I knew it the minute after I called it. I think I was just so loud that everyone thought it was righ...
DARLETA MAYHUE![]()
There was a problem and that was that. Why didnt make a fiddlers fuck.
HUBERT SELBY JR. I thought it was exciting. I thought it was neat how he practiced three days and then was in there g...
BRENT CELEK![]()
It's funny because when I'm outside Australia, I never get to do my Australian accent in any...
MALLORY JANSEN
QUVENZHANE WALLIS The Sicilian Defense album was never released and never will be if I have anything to do with it. I ...
ALAN PARSONS I wanna chase down Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Will Smith. I would love to start my film career.
SHEMAR MOORE
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e... RACHEL DRATCH I had good intentions to do both (albums), and I started feeling like 'Wildflower' was that art albu...
SHERYL CROW It is a pretty funny word, but it doesn't mean anything. I started using it here, and then everyone ...
FERNANDA DA VALLE [Charles was highlighted early in the show with a performance by Jamie Foxx and Alicia Keys, who pla...
HOAGY CARMICHAEL
Jamie Foxx does a good rendition of me. It's a real gift, mimicry of that kind, the tonal thing.... AL PACINO
I have a song called 'Decisions' that features Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige, John Legend and Co... BUSTA RHYMES I had an idea that it would just, I was going to do a four-record deal with Rounder. I was going to ...
GEORGE THOROGOOD An ideal movie would be, like - to get this to happen, I have to work so much harder - but imagine D...
DONALD FAISON
I thought if I didnt take a break, I would do something even worse. Like yell or hang up the phone. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess I wasn't sure how people would respond to it (her album). Then I thought to myself, 'If you ...
DEANA CARTER Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny.
CHRIS BARNES I do understand that not everyone is going to sit and listen to an Enya album. When someone says it&...
ENYA I was hanging onto that tree and I prayed. Dude, I prayed so good I thought I might become a preache...
JOHN PORTER
I thought it was hilarious when 'Brace for Impact' was released, and people said I had aband... STURGILL SIMPSON
The first time I really listened to an album and thought, 'This album is mine,' was Kanye... THEOPHILUS LONDON I thought it would be a good call. I thought they would be released and I thought that they would be...
GRACIA BURNHAM
Jamie : "I didn't want anybody to be weird around me.". Landon : "Including me?". Jamie : "Especiall... NICHOLAS SPARKS It's funny because I always thought I knew what I wanted to do. It became apparent to me that workin...
AARON KARO
After I released 'Jesus, Take the Wheel,' people started saying, Oh, it's kind of risky.... CARRIE UNDERWOOD I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.
NORA DUNN I had an invitation to contribute a track to a Robert Johnson tribute album, and it was the first ti...
ROBERT PALMER
I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school. CHRISTINA AGUILERA I thought it was funny. I figured it wasn't a rabid bat.
DAVID KEMP Some guys record an album with songs that are filler. I recorded this album like it was my last.
DICK DALE I didn't think I was going to get released. I thought I was going to get another week over there and...
JOSE CORTEZ I was in college, and I studied everything, but was really not good at anything until I found philos...
MICHAEL JOSEPH KELLY
I knew I was destined to do a solo album, but when I did that first album in 1978, I had no idea it ... ACE FREHLEY Dude. I thought you were dead.
BOBBY HIGGINSON
When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous was good. And I mistaken... ELLEN DEGENERES
As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. DEMETRI MARTIN And it wasn't until '84 when I was first asked to come to Sweden and do an album and concert tour.
WANDA JACKSON I always thought my best album was 'Trouble in Paradise.' I was the happiest with that one.
RANDY NEWMAN
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln... AL FRANKEN
I was born to be funny. BUDDY HACKETT I went to do the back thing for Isaac and the dude that called in, so you let him know that T.J. mes...
CHAD JOHNSON I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a ...
DAVID CROSS
I looked up at the video camera and stared. Then raised my hand and gave it the middle finger....
MICHELLE HODKIN
I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’... KURT VONNEGUT JR. I didn't see it coming. I didn't think I'd be released. I thought if I had the same problems again, ...
JOSE CORTEZ I don't follow anything blindly. I have to know the entire thing, if I have to get in to it. It ...
KAILASH KHER It was once him and her, but she lost him and thought for a long time she wanted him back more then ...
AMBER At first, I didn't know what an actor was. I thought it was an acrobat. I saw acrobats at the ci...
FINN JONES And then, a strangely comforting thought trickled through me—I had nothing, so I could do anything...
RACHEL WARD And it wasn't until '84 when I was first asked to come to Sweden and do an album and concert...
WANDA JACKSON
One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. GERARD WAY Everyone has an 'I thought Elliott was crazy' story.
ELLIOTT BISNOW Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just...
SPOKEN REASONS I didn't want to do it. I thought it looked funny with long blades and wearing a tight skin suit.
CINDY KLASSEN Whatever I thought was funny was kept in there. People definitely (got) into it.
ADAM YAUCH
I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this.... DONALD MILLER
All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do, ...... ALICE COOPER
All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do... A... ALICE COOPER
'Wonder Showzen' is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it ... ERIC ANDRE
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all the... HARLAND WILLIAMS When I hit my 20s, I took a chill pill and relaxed because throughout my teens I was churning out an...
VANESSA MAE I never thought then I'd be doing what I'm doing now. At my high school, being on the girls ...
KATE VOEGELE The small amount of people that control the discourse around painting - I thought that the whole mus...
FRED TOMASELLI
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport ... MITCH HEDBERG
What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for ... JARRETT J. KROSOCZKA
I thought I was trying to do my best and what he wanted me to do, ... I was getting the grasp of it.... JASON KIDD
I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster! BECKY G
Jamie doesn't like to do anything hastily, and I like to do everything incredibly hastily. So th... ADAM SAVAGE
I do a lot of curiosity buying; I buy it if I like the album cover, I buy it if I like the name of t... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
I have an independent record label called Favored Nations on which I released an album by an artist ... STEVE VAI Well, I guess, but I just feel so strong. Actually, it was probably when I was 50 that we were tryin...
CHERYL TIEGS When I first started, especially because I got the Critics' Choice before I'd released an al...
FLORENCE WELCH Our friends in the group Chicago, they just numbered theirs and we thought that was kind of neat but...
GERRY BECKLEY
I want to do an album with Steven Seagal. ACTION BRONSON
I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I mino... AISHA TYLER
I wasn't worried about it, ... I thought it was an alright thing to do. HILLARY CLINTON Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then ...
JACK HANDY
Well, do you suppose I made up my mind then that what I had seen was something sickening? Not a bit ... LEO TOLSTOY
Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thoug... STEVIE WONDER The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th...
DALEEN IRSHAID Dennis and I and Crawford had a heck of a race. One minute, I thought Dennis was going to win. Then ...
TED MUSGRAVE
Maybe it was the sideburns, but I just didnt fit in. (Elvis speaking about his youth) ELVIS PRESLEY
The 'Downward Spiral' album was a record all about beating everybody up - and then 'Hurt... TRENT REZNOR Till 24,
I always thought I am different and then I found out everyone is.
BHAVIK SARKHEDI When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES
He'll have to do without me, Jamie thought, not looking back. And then clearly, as if he'd been told... S.E. HINTON
Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd... KARL PILKINGTON I am such that person that, when I'm working, I'm like, 'Oh, what I wouldn't give fo...
CASSIDY FREEMAN I thought Kyle did a great job defensively keeping in front of Jamie.
DICK WILCOX He had real nice mid-'70s country album. If some of those song were released today, they'd do very w...
MIKE ALBERT I remember, when I was younger, it was such a big fantasy for me. Now that I actually have a career ...
CANDICE GLOVER But movies as much as anything developed what I thought was right and wrong, what was honorable, wha...
DABNEY COLEMAN Right now the focus is the album that is released and then the tour coming up. After the tour they w...
LATOYA LONDON
I thought I was doing a small play in an experimental theater, and I couldn't believe the reaction i... NICOLE KIDMAN
When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'T... MIKE BIRBIGLIA Jamie was great. Was Schilling great, too? I never credit pitchers. I make my living off pitchers. B...
CARL EVERETT When I wrote to him, he was still starring in 'Third Rock,' so kids knew who he was. And I think he'...
DAVID GALE
I thought I was an old soul, and that I knew life, but then starting the real life, I figured I am c... YAEL NAIM I knew it the minute after I called it. I think I was just so loud that everyone thought it was righ...
DARLETA MAYHUE
There was a problem and that was that. Why didnt make a fiddlers fuck. HUBERT SELBY JR. I thought it was exciting. I thought it was neat how he practiced three days and then was in there g...
BRENT CELEK
It's funny because when I'm outside Australia, I never get to do my Australian accent in any... MALLORY JANSEN
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