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Related I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA I was fortunate to be able to do two movies with Harold Ramis. He was the kindest of any director wi... ANDIE MACDOWELL I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw... ROBERT PATTINSON I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES Can you sue yourself for plagiarism? If so, then 'Old School' has presented Ivan Reitman wit... ELVIS MITCHELL I first got involved with Mel Brooks through 'The Elephant Man.' Everybody knows now, but th... JOHN HURT I wanted to fold into the 'Hellraiser' narrative something about the guy - the Frenchman Lem... CLIVE BARKER I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL When I was 17, my producer Rodney Jerkins was working with Michael Jackson at the time. He knew how ... BRANDY NORWOOD I auditioned for a movie recently, and when I went in, the producer said he'd told one of its st... ISLA FISHER I never thought that I'd be dancing with Shia LaBeouf. When I heard he was going to be my partne... MADDIE ZIEGLER I truly loved Jason Reitman. I was there on his first film, 'Thank You For Smoking,' and I... SAM ELLIOTT When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian hi... ROSEANNE BARR My old man was a musician - that's what he did for a living. And like most fathers, occasionally... DIMEBAG DARRELL But 'Cuban Linx' was a project that really needed to come, and I really wanted to get it off... RAEKWON Jerry Bruckheimer is the most hands-on producer that I've worked with. Jerry's very involved... TREVOR RABIN I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I st... EDDIE IZZARD I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON I used to dream about Gorbachev before he lost power. I'd go into a panic because I was meeting ... HUGH GRANT I'm not really on a mission to tell anybody anything. I'd rather be figured out. DIANA KRALL Before this DJ thing, I was hopelessly taking things apart to try to figure out how they worked. I... GRANDMASTER FLASH I adored 'Breaking The Waves,' so when Lars von Trier wanted me in 'Dogville,' I was... LAUREN BACALL There was only one punch. Tony Blair rang me and he said 'Are you OK?' and I said 'Yes... JOHN PRESCOTT This one fellow I met at the gym. I went out to dinner with him and he said, 'I've been watc... BETH BRODERICK 'Battlestar Galactica' executive producer Ronald D. Moore told Tor.com that the series final... JOHN JOSEPH ADAMS For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody kne... DEMETRI MARTIN When I worked with M.I.A., who was, like, the coolest person back then, she was just a girl I met on... DIPLO La vida es un regalo diario. Valóralo. Al final, lo que importa no son los años de vida, sino la v... PAOLA CALASANZ ''DULCINEA'' Sean's a better person when he's directing. He becomes a queen when he's an actor. And h... ROBIN WRIGHT I had heard that Robert Duvall was interested in doing 'Lonesome Dove,' and he's one of ... D. B. SWEENEY I felt, selfishly, that if there was going to be a TV show about 'Hannibal Lecter' whether I... BRYAN FULLER I recall my dad saying about me once that the only time he'd ever heard me say 'never' w... BOB DIAMOND When I was 15 years old, I read an article about Ivan Boesky, the well-known takeover trader - turne... KAREN FINERMAN Mubarak would meet with me when I was at Central Command. He would lean and put his hand on my knee,... DAVID PETRAEUS I wanted to be a journalist, I thought it was glamorous and that I'd meet beautiful women in the... BILL NIGHY I worked on 'Lonesome Dove' three weeks all together. When I heard they were doing it, I wan... BARRY CORBIN My first job was being a page at 'The Tonight Show.' I saw Jack Paar come out one night and ... REGIS PHILBIN I thought every other kid was like me. I'd watch films and act them out on my own and wish I cou... KIMBERLEY NIXON My dad works in finance, so he kept giving me the stats: only one in a hundred actors makes it. He... EDDIE REDMAYNE My dad was a really good surfer, and by the time I was 10, he was dragging me out on some good days ... XAVIER RUDD I'd heard about a shipwreck that was never found - John Paul Jones' Bonhomme Richard. So I t... CLIVE CUSSLER I remember Francis Bacon would say that he felt he was giving art what he thought it previously lack... LUCIAN FREUD Before 'Grey's Anatomy,' I was doing musicals, plays, commercials, you name it. CHANDRA WILSON I don't normally do shoots in bikinis - I'm just not that kind of girl. But for 'Maxim... KRYSTEN RITTER I've never quite worked out how to do holidays. I've got a house in France which I suppose i... QUENTIN BLAKE I never thought, 'Oh God, I'm in Prince's shadow.' He'd been performing for year... VANITY George W. Bush is always protesting that he has the fate of the world in mind and bangs on about the... HAROLD PINTER That's Tommy, this great producer who comes in contact with people and must have a mental librar... AL JARREAU Everybody on my team - I couldn't do their jobs. I could not. I really mean that. So I figured o... CAROL BARTZ I went to watch Coldplay in Florida and saw Chris Martin before they went on. He sang 'What Make... HARRY STYLES If the president of the college had asked me what I thought about Dewey McLean, I'd say he's... LUIS WALTER ALVAREZ For years I've wanted to write about the Australian countryside, but, like most Australians, I... KATE GRENVILLE When I was working on 'Men of Honor' with Robert De Niro, there's a pipe that he has in ... GEORGE TILLMAN, JR. I've never heard Donald Trump say that he watches 'House of Cards,' but I'd be reall... MICHAEL KELLY I'd previously done 'Expelled,' and that was more on the comedy side, so I really wanted... CAMERON DALLAS And when I'm on set, I'm just thinking about the script and of working. I think I've sta... JENNIFER LAWRENCE Working with Jon Hamm was super-fun because he's a brilliant actor and he's very kind. I wou... CAITY LOTZ I stopped working a few years ago because I just lost a spark that I'd had before. I thought I... DUSTIN HOFFMAN I'm 64 years old, and I've been acting now for 42 years. Only recently have I thought to mys... DAVID SUCHET I've always felt that if I examine myself too much, I'll find out what I know and don't ... CLINT EASTWOOD I'm thinking, this is Robert Redford. You know, he's won an Academy Award, he's talking ... BARRY LEVINSON Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When... TAYLOR KINNEY I would still work with Mel Gibson! He's talented, man! Come on, he came up with 'Apocalypto... ISAIAH WASHINGTON First, I wanted to be Chris Farley. When I was growing up, Chris Farley was still on the stages and ... JAKE JOHNSON I wanted a NBA basketball gym at my house and that's what I worked hard for and I was able to ac... TERRELL OWENS I didn't know anything about Eliza when I first got the call about 'Hamilton.' Tommy Kai... PHILLIPA SOO When I was young, I was obsessed with Michael Jordan and the Bulls. He's the only person I get s... ELENA DELLE DONNE The only person I've worked with on my album was Kanye. And between the stuff that I've done... NICK CANNON Will Smith is one of my favorite actors, and he's also a triple threat. He successfully crossed ... KAT GRAHAM I remember when I first met Jason Reitman with the 'Whiplash' script; he quickly became a me... DAMIEN CHAZELLE When I left 'American Morning' in 2007, I'd focused on doing documentaries. But I though... SOLEDAD O'BRIEN I'd known that the visit would be highly scripted and that genuine interactions with citizens wo... ADAM JOHNSON I'm first and foremost a company man, surprising as that is. I love Warner Brothers. That's ... TODD PHILLIPS I love Mike Tyson. I was a fan, as everybody else was. The moment somebody stood up to him, he didn&... DANIEL CORMIER At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He'd run out of diapers. He'd ru... RAY NAGIN A man never apologizes for the fact that he has to work. He might say, 'Hey, I am so sorry my ho... RANEY ARONSON-RATH There's nobody that's ever really been able to take care of me. Johnny did for a bit. I beli... KATE MOSS I won't do things for money. I can't. So I'll hold out and say, in my mind, 'There... BRIE LARSON As a youngster, my mother and father always drilled into my head having something to fall back on. M... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO
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HAROLD RAMIS How one handles success or failure is determined by their early childhood. HAROLD RAMIS If Chevy Chase had not been an actor, he might have been a very popular guy in advertising, or whate... HAROLD RAMIS You probably can't name more than a handful of comedies that would qualify for Best Picture. I c... HAROLD RAMIS Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brand... HAROLD RAMIS The first comedy screenplay that I wrote was Animal House and I always thought I could and should be... HAROLD RAMIS The cutting room is where you discover the optimal length of the movie. HAROLD RAMIS As a director on 'The Office,' there's a tremendous weight that comes with directing fea... HAROLD RAMIS A psychologist said to me, there are only two important questions you have to ask yourself. What do ... HAROLD RAMIS My only conclusion about structure is that nothing works if you don't have interesting character... HAROLD RAMIS Chicago still remains a Mecca of the Midwest - people from both coasts are kind of amazed how good l... HAROLD RAMIS Plus I'm not so sure Bill was wildly enthusiastic about putting the suit on again, HAROLD RAMIS There's a personal story of my own that I will write at some point, and it's a film that I w... HAROLD RAMIS 'Analyze This' is a good movie because Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal are really good. But... HAROLD RAMIS There's a critic that I love, Manohla Dargis of the 'L.A. Weekly.' I like the undergroun... HAROLD RAMIS I believe things happen that can't be explained, but so many people seem intent on explaining th... HAROLD RAMIS I call it the 'Whoever Will Show Up Award.' HAROLD RAMIS The Ice Harvest. HAROLD RAMIS And then there's some certain physical similarities just in stature and the way they move. They move... HAROLD RAMIS They both have this really explosive unpredictable energy. You just don't know what they're going to... HAROLD RAMIS As consultants, they actually delivered to us a fairly detailed scientific proposal that told us the... HAROLD RAMIS Approaching it skeptically, I wanted to know if you were going to make a sincere scientific investig... HAROLD RAMIS Dan has many interesting sidelines and he's fascinated by the world of paranormal. It's part of his ... HAROLD RAMIS It was just amazing, HAROLD RAMIS The simple idiot's advice I give to screenwriters who say they want to sell a screenplay is, ... HAROLD RAMIS My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the criti... HAROLD PINTER The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become. HAROLD TAYLOR If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar. HAROLD WILSON Everybody should have an equal chance - but they shouldn't have a flying start. HAROLD WILSON I believe the greatest asset a head of state can have is the ability to get a good night's sleep... HAROLD WILSON The main essentials of a successful prime minister are sleep and a sense of history. HAROLD WILSON The monarchy is a labor intensive industry. HAROLD WILSON This Party is a moral crusade or it is nothing. HAROLD WILSON One man's wage increase is another man's price increase. HAROLD WILSON A week is a long time in politics. HAROLD WILSON Whichever party is in office, the Treasury is in power. HAROLD WILSON I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat. HAROLD WILSON We are redefining and we are restating our socialism in terms of the scientific revolution. HAROLD WILSON I'm at my best in a messy, middle-of-the-road muddle. HAROLD WILSON One of the hardest jobs in ministry is keeping your own relationship with God where it needs to be. HAROLD WARNER Humility is the gateway into the grace and the favor of God. HAROLD WARNER The true character of ministry is a servants heart. HAROLD WARNER We want to take care of our employees, because they take care of our family. HAROLD TAYLOR I don't think I have a black-hat image. HAROLD SIMMONS I'm not trying to change an image, I'm just trying to make sure that the facts match the ima... HAROLD SIMMONS I definitely have a shareholders' perspective. I'm not doing that altruistically. I'm do... HAROLD SIMMONS Money brings a lot of responsibility as to what you're going to do with it, and I've given q... HAROLD SIMMONS The hooks didn't roll out any more sevens than my hands did before them. HAROLD RUSSELL I'm the last guy left. That's what happens when you live to 84. HAROLD RUSSELL My life is a series of things that just happen. HAROLD RUSSELL I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widel... HAROLD ROSS Editing is the same as quarrelling with writers - same thing exactly. HAROLD ROSS American time has stretched around the world. It has become the dominant tempo of modern history, es... HAROLD ROSENBERG Whoever undertakes to create soon finds himself engaged in creating himself. HAROLD ROSENBERG The story of Americans is the story of arrested metamorphoses. Those who achieve success come to a h... HAROLD ROSENBERG The purpose of education is to keep a culture from being drowned in senseless repetitions, each of w... HAROLD ROSENBERG The aim of every authentic artist is not to conform to the history of art, but to release himself fr... HAROLD ROSENBERG America is the civilization of people engaged in transforming themselves. In the past, the stars of ... HAROLD ROSENBERG I won't leave any unfinished manuscripts. HAROLD ROBBINS Hemingway was a jerk. HAROLD ROBBINS We've got to find a way to protect the process of making musical theater. HAROLD PRINCE One thing is certain: We can't go back. The musical will never be the same as it was. HAROLD PRINCE I don't compare shows. It's very simple. I don't live in the past. If there's any se... HAROLD PRINCE I don't like abrasion while I'm working. I don't thrive on chaos. I enjoy what I'm d... HAROLD PRINCE I like to do everything you can possibly do before you go into rehearsal, because once we are in reh... HAROLD PRINCE I suppose a certain degree of adulthood has entered my life. Aiming for Broadway, I can't think ... HAROLD PRINCE It's fine when you careen off disasters and terrifyingly bad reviews and rejection and all that ... HAROLD PRINCE The perfect expression of receiving a lifetime award is to be working when they're handing it ou... HAROLD PRINCE A star may guarantee business, but the tradeoff is a very short run. HAROLD PRINCE I really don't spend time thinking about the past. I think about the future. I'm not stoppin... HAROLD PRINCE When I started producing, it was George Abbott directing and he would let me do the scenery. He just... HAROLD PRINCE Ethel Merman would stay with a show for years and tour with it. So would Mary Martin, the great star... HAROLD PRINCE I was there when the quote-unquote golden age of musical theater was flourishing. I met everybody wh... HAROLD PRINCE I've always loved Victorian melodrama. And I've always liked larger-than-life theater, provi... HAROLD PRINCE The truth of the matter is that I have lasted a long time, and with it comes both good and bad thing... HAROLD PRINCE I got successful awfully quick, and I wanted it... But I do think there is responsibility to move th... HAROLD PRINCE I love big, bold, truthful theater - the tradition of Victorian theater. HAROLD PRINCE I get to hang out with people I think are awesome, and do work I think is awesome. It's really c... HAROLD PERRINEAU I was just mind-blown to find that New Orleans is just so much more fun and interesting than I had e... HAROLD PERRINEAU You want to be on your toes; You don't want to be in a Nic Cage movie and just have him blow by ... HAROLD PERRINEAU The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. HAROLD NICOLSON We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts. HAROLD NICOLSON I copied my brother. He was a natural dancer. Graceful. People always asked did we study ballet. We ... HAROLD NICHOLAS If you were black, you experienced prejudice. It wasn't a real horrible thing for us; we went th... HAROLD NICHOLAS In long experience I find that a man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts. HAROLD MACMILLAN At home, you always have to be a politician; when you're abroad, you almost feel yourself a stat... HAROLD MACMILLAN Power? It's like a Dead Sea fruit. When you achieve it, there is nothing there. HAROLD MACMILLAN No man should ever lose sleep over public affairs. HAROLD MACMILLAN It's no use crying over spilt summits. HAROLD MACMILLAN (A Foreign Secretary) is forever poised between the cliche and the indiscretion. HAROLD MACMILLAN When the curtain falls, the best thing an actor can do is to go away. HAROLD MACMILLAN There might be 1 finger on the trigger, but there will be 15 fingers on the safety catch. HAROLD MACMILLAN To be alive at all involves some risk. HAROLD MACMILLAN Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. HAROLD MACMILLAN If you don't believe in God, all you have to believe in is decency. Decency is very good. Better... HAROLD MACMILLAN I was determined that no British government should be brought down by the action of two tarts. HAROLD MACMILLAN Tradition does not mean that the living are dead, it means that the dead are living. HAROLD MACMILLAN As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas. Unfortunately none of the sound i... HAROLD MACMILLAN I must have made a good impression because a club official to us into his office and asked me if I w... HAROLD LARWOOD In my first season I took 76 wickets at an average of less than 5 runs. HAROLD LARWOOD Cricket was my reason for living. HAROLD LARWOOD I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much a... HAROLD KUSHNER Exporting oil would not drive up prices at the pump. American drivers buy refined products, which th... HAROLD HAMM Certainly, Continental has taken advantage of pipe and sponsored pipeline projects where we could. A... HAROLD HAMM Business people across the world are seeing the possibility of Donald Trump being president, and thi... HAROLD HAMM Oil is ancient wealth in the ground. HAROLD HAMM A commodity producer should be comfortable being exposed to prices. HAROLD HAMM The oil patch pays good. They're decent jobs paying between 50 and 70 thousand a year. Fracking ... HAROLD HAMM I'm a professional geologist, an explorationist for oil. That's what I've done in my car... HAROLD HAMM Anti-frackers are disingenuous. They bow to the religion of environmentalism. HAROLD HAMM I started working in the oilfield upon graduating high school. I was on the service end of it, drivi... HAROLD HAMM I always wanted to find oil. It was always an irresistible calling. HAROLD HAMM President Obama is riding the wrong horse on energy. HAROLD HAMM President Trump will release America's pent-up energy potential, get rid of foreign oil, trash p... HAROLD HAMM I love nature. I'm not going to do anything to detract from it. HAROLD HAMM I grew up on a farm in Lexington, Oklahoma, a rural community south of Norman. My family moved to En... HAROLD HAMM No matter what, you've got to always follow your passion in life and always keep learning. HAROLD HAMM It's harder, but we're still finding oil in Oklahoma today. The bar has been raised on start... HAROLD HAMM I began photographing in 1946. Before that, I was a painter and drawer, with my mother and father... HAROLD FEINSTEIN Mostly, I worked so quickly, I didn't see the details of a photograph until it was printed. HAROLD FEINSTEIN I was born in Coney Island. I like to think I fell out of the womb onto the fun park's giant Par... HAROLD FEINSTEIN You must photograph where you are involved; where you are overwhelmed by what you see before you; wh... HAROLD FEINSTEIN The thing is that pictures are everywhere. The question is what we don't see, and why don't ... HAROLD FEINSTEIN Coney Island is and always will be 'the people's playground.' It's a place where peo... HAROLD FEINSTEIN When I first came to the United States in 1956 I fell in love with things - mainly the vitality and ... HAROLD EVANS Throughout America's young history there has been a necessary tension between the individual and... HAROLD EVANS For 50 years my father worked for the railroad. HAROLD EVANS I think America has a brilliant future. HAROLD EVANS Actions are always more complex and nuanced than they seem. We have to be willing to wrestle with pa... HAROLD EVANS The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive. HAROLD COFFIN The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. HAROLD COFFIN When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer. HAROLD COFFIN Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls. HAROLD COFFIN In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything a... HAROLD COFFIN Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear. HAROLD COFFIN Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. HAROLD COFFIN I'm somebody who plays the piano... sometimes. HAROLD BUDD I'm not really a pianist. HAROLD BUDD I had to get out of America to get a professional life going where I could actually make a living. HAROLD BUDD Sometimes I write them down in musical notation as a trigger to remind me about certain directions t... HAROLD BUDD I felt Brighton was a perfect ending to a really interesting career. HAROLD BUDD God is an immensity, while this disease, this death, which is in me, this small, tightly defined ped... HAROLD BRODKEY Me, my literary reputation is mostly abroad, but I am anchored here in New York. I can't think o... HAROLD BRODKEY I was always crazy about New York, dependent on it, scared of it - well, it is dangerous - but beyon... HAROLD BRODKEY In New York one lives in the moment rather more than Socrates advised, so that at a party or alone i... HAROLD BRODKEY So an autobiography about death should include, in my case, an account of European Jewry and of Russ... HAROLD BRODKEY I have thousands of opinions still - but that is down from millions - and, as always, I know nothing... HAROLD BRODKEY Almost the first thing I did when I became ill was to buy a truly good television set. HAROLD BRODKEY It is like visiting one's funeral, like visiting loss in its purest and most monumental form, th... HAROLD BRODKEY True stories, autobiographical stories, like some novels, begin long ago, before the acts in the acc... HAROLD BRODKEY I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at pe... HAROLD BRODKEY I am in an adolescence in reverse, as mysterious as the first, except that this time I feel it as a ... HAROLD BRODKEY It is death that goes down to the center of the earth, the great burial church the earth is, and the... HAROLD BRODKEY Being ill like this combines shock - this time I will die - with a pain and agony that are unfamilia... HAROLD BRODKEY Memory, so complete and clear or so evasive, has to be ended, has to be put aside, as if one were le... HAROLD BRODKEY Public radio is alive and kicking, it always has been. HAROLD BRODKEY It bothers me that I won't live to see the end of the century, because, when I was young, in St.... HAROLD BRODKEY Death and I are head to head in a total collision, pure and mutual distaste. HAROLD BRODKEY If they wish to alleviate the sufferings of the exploited classes, let them live up to their pretens... HAROLD BLOOM If I were to sum up the negative reactions to my work, I think there are two primary causes: one is ... HAROLD BLOOM Criticism in the universities, I'll have to admit, has entered a phase where I am totally out of... HAROLD BLOOM All that a critic, as critic, can give poets is the deadly encouragement that never ceases to remind... HAROLD BLOOM No poem, not even Shakespeare or Milton or Chaucer, is ever strong enough to totally exclude every c... HAROLD BLOOM I think Freud is about contamination, but I think that is something he learned from Shakespeare, bec... HAROLD BLOOM I have never believed that the critic is the rival of the poet, but I do believe that criticism is a... HAROLD BLOOM Indeed the three prophecies about the death of individual art are, in their different ways, those of... HAROLD BLOOM I would say that there is no future for literary studies as such in the United States. HAROLD BLOOM I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron. HAROLD BLOOM I don't believe in myths of decline or myths of progress, even as regards the literary scene. HAROLD BLOOM What I think I have in common with the school of deconstruction is the mode of negative thinking or ... HAROLD BLOOM The second, and I think this is the much more overt and I think it is the main cause, I have been in... HAROLD BLOOM What is supposed to be the very essence of Judaism - which is the notion that it is by study that yo... HAROLD BLOOM In the finest critics one hears the full cry of the human. They tell one why it matters to read. HAROLD BLOOM Criticism starts - it has to start - with a real passion for reading. It can come in adolescence, ev... HAROLD BLOOM What we call a poem is mostly what is not there on the page. The strength of any poem is the poems t... HAROLD BLOOM What matters in literature in the end is surely the idiosyncratic, the individual, the flavor or the... HAROLD BLOOM Shakespeare is universal. HAROLD BLOOM We read deeply for varied reasons, most of them familiar: that we cannot know enough people profound... HAROLD BLOOM Shakespeare is the true multicultural author. He exists in all languages. He is put on the stage eve... HAROLD BLOOM The world does not get to be a better or a worse place; it just gets more senescent. HAROLD BLOOM Shakespeare will not make us better, and he will not make us worse, but he may teach us how to overh... HAROLD BLOOM But in the end, in the end one is alone. We are all of us alone. I mean I'm told these days we h... HAROLD BLOOM