I really love them but, of course, they tend to be more highly strung than actors because everything depends on those two little vocal cords and their life is a perpetual worry.
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Related Crying is really bad for your vocal cords. ADELE Basically, screaming is a part of a new up-and-coming generation of real-life rock'n'rollers where p... MELISSA CROSS I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give... OSCAR WILDE I read somewhere that writers, as they get older, become more and more perfectionist. Which may be b... TOM WOLFE The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little ... COLIN MOCHRIE A lot of it was just trying to get them to be more vocalto take charge a little more. Both of them... AMY SIEDLECKI It depends on what part of the country you're planning on visiting. The West is really different tha... BRUCE ROSARD I think a lot of women, especially ones that want to achieve career goals, tend to worry. I don'... DANA PERINO I do not know whether there be, as a rule, more vocal expression of the sentiment of love between a ... ANTHONY TROLLOPE I've tried to introduce some new vocal techniques, because I want the audience to be able to hear an... LUTHER WELLS And singing is a physical thing - your vocal cords are these muscles. MICKY DOLENZ There are broadly two kinds of people who worry and fear a lot. One who has built the desire more th... ANUJ SOMANY LOVERS ARE SELFISH, THEY ALWAYS WANT THEIR LOVED ONES TO LOVE THEM MORE THAN EVERYTHING. BUT FRIENDS... MARKHANDEYA If you actually relax your vocal cords they actually work better. ALFONSO RIBEIRO Greeley is just up-and-coming. Everything is just really moving here. We just love it. ... We're jus... JACK SYPTAK I love playing really strung out characters, and characters that are really pushed to their limits a... DANIEL SHARMAN The birds tend to be more vocal and active because they're coming into breeding season and it's much... TIM GALLAGHER Life lives on life - it is cruel, but it is God's will. And it is for our good, of course, becau... ANTONIE VAN LEEUWENHOEK The actors I respect are the real character actors, who are the real chameleon actors that completel... FRAN KRANZ Seventy per cent humidity is ideal for vocal cords. BJORK Everybody is bound by some social rules. But I think that artists need some kind of freedom to explo... ANNE ROIPHE It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you live, than to be loved by them. A... SIR ARTHUR HELPS The vocal cords are a muscle, and like any other muscle in the body, they can be strained. So you ha... SONDRA RADVANOVSKY some actors seek parts similar to their personalities. But, I prefer undergoing a metamorphosis that... BEN GAZZARA some actors seek parts similar to their personalities. But, I prefer undergoing a metamorphosis that... WILLEM DAFOE I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the e... ALEXANDER HUMBOLDT Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you ha... LOUIS C. K. To be a fashion critic is easy because you just say, 'I love it, I hate it,' but life is mor... ALBER ELBAZ I would never recommend leaving them unattended. They do tend to dig into your carpet. Electrical co... GRETCHEN FIESER She learned it all, she does it all. ... Everybody's doing everything. They're really singing on the... SUSAN STROMAN I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet t... WILHELM VON HUMBOLDT The children get so excited to be on campus and around college students. I have seen so much growth ... HANNAH FESSLER There's still a gap between perception and reality. People tend to think import vehicles are a littl... CHRIS DENOVE Austin, of course, places a high priority on both citizen involvement and input and protection of th... ERICA EICHERT I tend to worry about the minutiae of life. But living in the mountains of Idaho and having retreate... PAMELA SUE MARTIN I do tend to be an anxious fellow, and I do tend to see the world as a little darker than perhaps it... DAVID RAKOFF We would not want our children to be beaten with extension cords, but we would not expect them to go... JAMES C. KIMBROUGH 'I Love Lucy,' the first classic, really belonged more to the Wacky Woman genre than the dom... TOM SHALES I am more and more convinced that our happiness or our unhappiness depends far more on the way we me... WILHELM VON HUMBOLDT I am more and more convinced that our happiness or our unhappiness depends far more on the way we me... KARL WILHELM VON HUMBOLDT I am more and more convinced that our happiness or our unhappiness depends
far more on the way we me... WILHELM VON HUMBOLDT Everybody needs a little light in their life, and when they need prayer, they know where to come, be... BETTY WRIGHT There are only two types of perpetual heart-breakers; those that don't really care and those that re... KEVIN I.E2 GBOBOH There are only two type of perpetual heart-breakers; those that don't really care and those that rea... KEVIN I.E2 GBOBOH I have as many pictures of my vocal cords as I do of my children. I have a great ear, nose and throa... ANITA BAKER I do tend to be an anxious fellow, and I do tend to see the world as a little darker than perhaps it... DAVID RAKOFF Sometimes silent is more vocal than your words but merely to those who snoop to you thru heart. ZUBAIR AHMED (Z.A) There are a lot of young quarterbacks, but there's not a lot of Dan Marinos out there. There's not a... STEVE LARGENT At the age of nine, I simultaneously fell in love with two Dutch sisters because they seemed so beau... MICHAEL LEUNIG What really affects us is the guys in front of us. When you have people on base it causes problems f... GARRET ANDERSON Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week? PAWAN MISHRA Joan of Arc wrote, “I know this now. Every man gives his life for what he believes. Every woman gi... MATTHEW KELLY They're willing to spend a lot more money on construction. They tend to be rather fancy, a little hi... BRAD KLEIN … and that’s why they leave, isn’t it? Because they have to see themselves in the context of s... KAMILA SHAMSIE I do know there are a lot of people who seem to be in my corner, and that's, of course, wonderful, .... MORGAN FREEMAN I just believe my best asset is as a defensive player. On the free throws, I really wanted to make t... ABBY SMITH There is no such thing as perpetual tranquillity of mind while we live here; because life itself is ... THOMAS HOBBES There is no such thing as perpetual tranquility of mind, while we live here; because life itself is ... THOMAS HOBBES All good actors are unpredictable, and a little crazy in a good way, because they feel more secure p... SYLVESTER STALLONE The music I want to hear in my head sounds somewhere between Jimi Hendrix and Massive Attack. It'... DHANI HARRISON I try to be cognisant of when and how and what I eat and get as much rest as I possibly can, as that... DIONNE WARWICK And if they be bound in fetters, and be holden in cords of affliction; / Then he sheweth them their ... BIBLE A comedian is sort of like a wild animal. It really just depends on where you catch them. Sometimes ... NICK KROLL I love actors, and I love the casting process. It's funny, like, some writers don't like act... BRYAN FULLER As long as our kids can focus on playing their games and not worry about what everybody else is shoo... CAL HUBBARD The love of their country is with them only a mode of flattering its master; as soon as they think t... MARQUIS DE CUSTINE I play with my grandchildren. I tend to my garden, which I love. Of course, I love to read, and fami... JULIE ANDREWS The highly sensitive [introverted] tend to be philosophical or spiritual in their orientation, rathe... SUSAN CAIN Hollywood is the kind of town that likes to make everything larger than life: movie premieres, aging... ROB MANUEL I paint - I tend more to abstraction - but not as much as I would like to because of time. I would l... LILY COLE People with low self-confidence and self-esteem often feel nervous about antagonizing others and ten... OSCAR AULIQ-ICE People with low self-confidence and self-esteem often feel nervous about antagonizing others and ten... AULIQ ICE I love playing really strung out characters, and characters that are really pushed to their limits a... DANIEL SHARMAN But because they didn't see each other very often, their relationship had more ups and downs than ei... NICHOLAS SPARKS I find that often, room service menus are highly condensed. They tend to be a little bit fast food-o... IVANKA TRUMP If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than the... ANGELINA JOLIE Actors say they do their own stunts for the integrity of the film but I did them because they looked... STEVE COOGAN There are a lot of actors whom I love, who personalize their work. I want to know everything about t... KEVIN CORRIGAN And that is why I consider promiscuity immoral. Not because sex is evil, but because sex is too good... AYN RAND For children, childhood is timeless. It is always the present. Everything is in the present tense. O... IAN MCEWAN There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars. KEVIN BACON Society is made up of two classes those who get more than they earn and those earn more than they ge... VIKRANT PARSAI Builders are talking big. They all said they will build more houses in early 2006 than in early 2005... JACK INSELMANN I truly love the rehearsal process, those eight hours a day! I really love actors. PEARL CLEAGE The difference between my generation of actors and their generation is that they were bigger than li... BRUCE DERN You don't give up on people you truly love. Whether they are in your life or stand on the edge of yo... SHANNON L. ALDER I do know there are a lot of people who seem to be in my corner, and that's, of course, wonderfu... MORGAN FREEMAN If my kids decide to be actors and really, truly love it and are passionate about it, then I would d... JOSIE BISSETT I tend to be shy in asking people for photos - other actors that I really like and admire. MATT MCGORRY He's much more vocal. Everything is so new to him. He was operated on just two months ago, so he's h... VONETTA FLOWERS Spencer will always be our theatre of choice for 'A Christmas Carol' in part because that theatre is... LAURA MUIR Spencer will always be our theatre of choice for 'A Christmas Carol' in part because that theatre is... LAURA MUIR Some people are special because they're princes or princesses; or queens or kings! Some are special ... C. JOYBELL C. Jennifer and Lindsey are our two most vocal captains. They are really the leaders on the team. JASON TANNER The NCAA championship is still what we're playing for. But we tend to stay focused on something a li... DENNIS FELTON A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to s... ROBERT FULGHUM I don't really want to just play the girlfriend or the love interest. I get so many scripts like... GUGU MBATHA-RAW They tend to give themselves more opportunities, both players, because of their dominating length, g... JIM FURYK I think people who are artists, actors, singers, great songwriters, they tend to have a hyper state ... WILLIE AAMES They were throwing everything at the net and I got lucky a couple of times. I was getting a little t... ROBERTO LUONGO
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