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Will Rogers quote: "I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times."
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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.


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WILL ROGERS Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each ot...
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ...
WILL ROGERS Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutio...
WILL ROGERS Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it...
WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
WILL ROGERS Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress peo...
WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
WILL ROGERS Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising a...
WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress ...
WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The ...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then se...
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
WILL ROGERS Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United Stat...
WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
WILL ROGERS The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
WILL ROGERS Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
WILL ROGERS Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we neve...
WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a Hous...
WILL ROGERS If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplo...
WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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