I REMEMBER WHEN ALL THIS WILL BE AGAIN.
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The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.
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I assure you I will not kill you," said Inigo.
"I know that," said Vimes. "But will you try?
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(I CANNOT REMEMBER)
February 13, 1951. No! I cannot claim that with the end of this notebook, of the notebook, al...
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TERRY PRATCHETT When we start practice again I will get a feel for what we are going to be doing this year.
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Above all, I am an opera singer. This is how people will remember me.
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When you’ve exhausted all possibilities, remember this—you haven’t.
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I am stone and steel of your sleeping numbers;
I remember all you forget.
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RUMER GODDEN One day I will be gone from this world; you will remember me by the words that I will leave behind.
AVIJEET DAS
Them as can do, has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.
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When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this - you haven't.
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I remember years ago when all I wanted to do is be older. I was wrong!!
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As I grow older, much older, I will experience many things, and I will hit rock bottom again and aga...
BANANA YOSHIMOTO I remember when I wanted every pitch to be a strike.
ED WALSH I remember when the idea of living to be 40 seemed absurd.
BRUCE COCKBURN As a seven-year-old, I remember when Etan Patz disappeared and was immortalized as the first missing...
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So this is going to be drill!?
DEYTH BANGER Terry Holden ran hard for us all night.
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When virtue has slept, it will arise again all the fresher.
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I will tell you privately it's not going to get better, it's going to get worse all the time, but do...
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Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
VIRGIL
Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
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FAYE HALL I remember when the palm trees were short and Tomorrowland was modern.
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I will remember all the days at the Olympics.
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If I don’t succeed, I will try again and never stop trying.
When I succeed, I will again expl...
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EVITA PERON I will come again, and I will be millions.
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ROY BLUNT when I pass away I don't want you to endure in the pain of my lost. I want you to remember me for th...
ROSA M. BETANCES I do remember being there. I remember when he hit it. All those players seemed like normal guys.
AUSTIN YOUNT There absolutely will never be a situation like this again.
BRUCE LEVENSON Try to remember me when the cold frosty winter will set veils of snowflakes over my old hair. I will...
MARIANA FULGER When times get hard, unbearable, and there seems to be no hope or way out in sight; remember this: Y...
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oh darling,
The darkness is a gift,
And when you realise this,
You will never be...
NIKKI ROWE I hope you remember that scoreboard. Remember that score because I don't want to see that again.
ALEC GUNN
...remember that what has once been done may be done again.
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There will Be a Moment when Your eyes meet, and everything in the world will be simple again.
MICHAEL EDWARDS
Remember when we used to say, ain't always gonna be this way.
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CANDACE PARKER It's very rewarding. You know somebody like Terry works very hard at everything he does. He has had ...
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ELIZABETH DAHL I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins.
Never did I w...
SULLY ERNA The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.
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Until I realized: this long expanse of free time to rekindle friendships is not real. We will never ...
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The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.
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In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
cat, although in this ...
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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ...
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The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who t...
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I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said i...
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head ...
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Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a w...
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At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings a...
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Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
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I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ...
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The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle...
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She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ...
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His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh...
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Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ...
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Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ...
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The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ...
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Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
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Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.
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The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af...
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Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ...
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It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso...
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Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti...
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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo...
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The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ar...
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"Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary...
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...
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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul...
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ...
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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
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The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then...
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ...
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l...
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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh...
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