I promise if you come to my car I won't cuff you unless..." his voice dropped in a sensuous tone, "...that's what you want.

It sucks. I think you'd make a pretty snake woman, but I'm not really into that kind of girl. Those pointy teeth and slitted nose. Their mindless need to kill..." He shuddered.

Kissing her wasn't just a kiss. It was a full-body, mid-altering experience.

So, you're the Santa Claus of the magic world with a naughty and nice list?

I'd like to see you dance around a caldron naked.

I’m not really sure why Ziggy puts up with me.

I’m broken. Mostly because of the broken woman who spawned me. I swear, adults should have to get a license to make a kid. Prove they’ve got their shit together before they bring a child into the world. My mom tried, I think. She thought she could piece herself into something resembling a mother by dropping the drugs and dropping the need to feed her overblown selfish streak. But she failed.