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I prefer to write first drafts as soon as possible after waking, so that the oneiric inscape is still present to me.


Will Self

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ANTONIO CASSANO That's SHIT!

How do you remove it?
You just put it inside the trash, easy as that.
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JOSEPH WU Secure writers don't sell first drafts. They patiently rewrite until the script is as director-ready...
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ELLIOT PERLMAN I wasn't involved, except to the degree that they sent me drafts of the script as the writer tur...
MICHAEL CHABON As soon as it became clear that the existing political framework was falling apart, I came to the co...
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JENNIFER TUCKER That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
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GEORGE MARTIN I have turned my entire attention to Greek. The first thing I shall do, as soon as the money arrives...
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ANTONIA MOCHAN I asked that he be relayed the message as soon as possible.
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JOHN CAUDWELL We want to resolve the status as soon as possible. Independence is coming.
LUTFI HAZIRI It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long a...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I feel it's important to mark my cross as soon as possible.
JOHN BYRNE I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
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GERALD MAJOLA I will return to action as soon as they let me, ... I think everything will work out.
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BRIAN MITCHELL It is necessary as far as we are concerned that this matter is resolved as soon as possible,
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WILL SELF Sometimes, when I hear people without experience of addiction blame addicts for their behaviour, I f...
WILL SELF Instead of looking at individual buildings, it makes more metaphorical sense to think of New York as...
WILL SELF A creative life cannot be sustained by approval any more than it can be destroyed by criticism.
WILL SELF You know that sickening feeling of inadequacy and over-exposure you feel when you look upon your own...
WILL SELF When anyone starts out to do something creative - especially if it seems a little unusual - they see...
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WILL SELF With spectacular events taking up so much of the available anxiety quotient, we need to be constantl...
WILL SELF In truth, even if they have an imperfect insight into their own methods, I still slightly mistrust w...
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WILL SELF It might be an idea for all literary critics to read the books they analyse aloud - it certainly hel...
WILL SELF I always wanted to write fiction. Always. As far back as I can remember it's been integral to my...
WILL SELF A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young...
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WILL SELF So heedless have we become of our own image that second-hand mobile phones now invariably come with ...
WILL SELF Television is the same as the telephone, and the same as the World Wide Web for that matter. People ...
WILL SELF Just as the blurring between childhood and adulthood has produced the kidult, so the stretching of m...
WILL SELF Political activists of all stripes are usually a wacky bunch, and never more so than in a system lik...
WILL SELF Nowadays, my mood ungoverned, I'm free to think the most outrageous things, such as: might it no...
WILL SELF So I was smacked out on the Prime Minister's jet, big deal.
WILL SELF As a species, we're addicted to the facile discrimination involved in saying that something or p...
WILL SELF Who'd want to be a modernist writer in the English-speaking world?
WILL SELF I don't think in terms of that bizarre tautology 'value for money' in my literary and jo...
WILL SELF I'd rather fiddle with my phone for precious seconds than neglect an apostrophe; I'd rather ...
WILL SELF For myself, I haven't been content to carry on producing books that merely strain against the co...
WILL SELF The great liberty of the fictional writer is to let the imagination out of the traces and see it gal...
WILL SELF Sometimes it occurs to me that the job of a serious cultural critic mostly consists in telling the g...
WILL SELF Life, it is true, can be grasped in all its confused futility merely by opening one's eyes and s...
WILL SELF The life of the professional writer - like that of any freelance, whether she be a plumber or a podi...
WILL SELF The British and American literary worlds operate in an odd kind of symbiosis: our critics think our ...
WILL SELF What the British seem to like are television historians and naturalists, not public intellectuals. Y...
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WILL SELF What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smar...
WILL SELF It would seem that I, who never could make much sense of physics when I was at school, have now gain...
WILL SELF Like all right-listening folk, I am an implacable enemy of all muzak.
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WILL SELF The paradox of modernism is, writers make the decision to work with the continuous present, and to w...
WILL SELF A party full of 'likeable' people doesn't bear contemplating.
WILL SELF There's a flip side to having prominent public intellectuals, which is that they start meddling ...
WILL SELF If we bought everything on the Internet, our eyes and mouths and nostrils would probably begin to fi...
WILL SELF I'm English enough to feel something of a gut-reaction to modernism, to continental philosophisi...
WILL SELF Vaughn's vision is older, wiser and harder than Ritchie's [on film Layer Cake]
WILL SELF Certainly, for time out of mind, an obsessive dwelling on happier former days has been synonymous wi...
WILL SELF The only proper suit-and-tie job I've had in my life was the two years in the late 1980s when I ...
WILL SELF To purposely concoct older characters of a sunny disposition would be as much of a solecism as delib...
WILL SELF Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. The short-term memory only retains information for three...
WILL SELF Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start a...
WILL SELF Once the working classes were in chains, now they're in chain restaurants.
WILL SELF I can't throw anything away. Anything. I'm going to end up like one of those old weirdos who...
WILL SELF I write as someone who has no more time for repressive Islam than he does for repressive Christianit...
WILL SELF Most of us have had that experience - at around puberty - of realising that, despite whatever effort...
WILL SELF In our benighted age, when films about amusement park rides and electronic fidgets scoop the honours...
WILL SELF It could be argued that every age gets the comfort savagery writer it deserves.
WILL SELF A short story is a shard, a sliver, a vignette. It's a biopsy on the human condition but it does...
WILL SELF Of course, with well-masticated food playing the role of social glue, it's absolutely essential ...
WILL SELF That tertiary education is under a sustained assault by a political and - it often seems - social co...
WILL SELF The writing life is essentially one of solitary confinement - if you can't deal with this, you n...
WILL SELF Not only is the statistical madness an assault on individuality, it's also one on temporality to...
WILL SELF I think I now understand why it is that the young are so very nostalgic. They have so little by way ...
WILL SELF The fictional work is a kind of actor that wears a satirical garb but can put on other costumes as w...
WILL SELF I explained to him - as I withdrew the cup, ripped open the sachet and dunked the tea bag - that tea...
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BILL SELF The young guys ... they have been playing ample minutes in my opinion.
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BILL SELF You look at the four teams that tied with six wins, any of those teams can do some damage. Certainly...
BILL SELF He'll wear a splint when he's not practicing. (On the court) he'll tape it up and be fine.
BILL SELF We played great offensively. We made shots. The offense looks a lot better, and certainly we did (sh...
BILL SELF I was very disappointed in our toughness. We were not very tough tonight.
BILL SELF In my opinion when you have depth, you should be able to sit guys with two fouls. We subbed with nin...
BILL SELF Teams learn how to win when they're not playing well and this team did that against Oklahoma. It's a...
BILL SELF I think he's just scratching the surface of how good he can be.
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CASEY SELF What's really bothering and frustrating is that other public entities can do it, but because of pure...
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BILL SELF He got a good one. If he was a boxer, they would have called the fight. I don't know how many (stitc...
BILL SELF I felt we should have attacked the basket. It worked out perfect. We got the ball to Keith. He had p...
BILL SELF I am most pleased with J.R. and Keith combining for 10 assists and only one turnovers. That's the ki...
BILL SELF I didn't know that senator Dole had followed it that close. I was thrilled. He really knew quite a b...
BILL SELF If you're not a one or two seed, the difference between the teams is minimal.
BILL SELF Just because guys have been here before, they are not going to have the upper hand,
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BILL SELF With the game evolving into so many ball screens and stretching defenses, you're so much harder to g...
BILL SELF You go back to the real world, which can be a grind.
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KEITH SELF Brandon's got to be a playmaker for us. When you're shooting 60 percent from three, you need to be t...
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BILL SELF I was disappointed in how we played not how we lost because Arizona's a great team, ... I thought we...
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BILL SELF Brandon and his family rightfully have been waiting for positive feedback from the NCAA Clearinghous...
BILL SELF All reports we have received indicate Rodrick had no involvement in the altercation other than him b...
BILL SELF On the way down, I'm a big sleeper. I read magazines - nothing too hard.
BRAD SELF To speak on this very issue is perilous. I want to ask one simple question. This year, the homosexua...
BILL SELF He's hard to guard because he's unorthodox. He doesn't have a good base yet. Guys can certainly disl...
BILL SELF She came and took away all his miseries, his sorrows !!
Then SHe
went and left him restles...
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BILL SELF Halfway through the second half, (the Raiders) were physically tired because we were able to throw a...
BILL SELF That's done. We don't need to be under the radar anymore; we need to be out there. It worked out rea...
BILL SELF I called [Pete] to say, 'What's going on? You're calling everybody but me,' ... He told me they were...
BILL SELF Based on reports we received on campus from housing and academics, he has fulfilled requirements to ...
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WILL SMITH I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood.
WILL SMITH When you create art, the world has to wait.
WILL SMITH I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it.
WILL SMITH In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet.
WILL SMITH You can cry, ain't no shame in it.
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WILL SMITH I've trained myself to illuminate the things in my personality that are likable and to hide and ...
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WILL SMITH We all want to be in love and find that person who is going to love us no matter how our feet smell,...
WILL SMITH Whatever your dream is, every extra penny you have needs to be going to that.
WILL SMITH I want the world to be better because I was here.
WILL SMITH So if you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
WILL SMITH Life is lived on the edge.
WILL SMITH If you're not willing to work hard, let someone else do it. I'd rather be with someone who d...
WILL SMITH The first step is you have to say that you can.
WILL SMITH Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS There's so much negative imagery of black fatherhood. I've got tons of friends that are doin...
WILL SMITH When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
WILL DURANT Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS I really feel like the sky is the limit. I'm a dreamer, and I dream in full vivid color HD.
WILL PACKER I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as try...
WILL SMITH Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.
WILL DURANT We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
WILL DURANT And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping...
WILL SMITH Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane o...
WILL SMITH I try to speak my points of view about black America, and how I feel about black men and the role th...
WILL SMITH It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what else I coul...
WILL SMITH I am the black sheep of my family. They are all super talented and intelligent and got proper jobs. ...
WILL POULTER The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wan...
WILL FERRELL I think the greatest all-around athlete ever was Jim Brown. He played lacrosse, basketball and ran t...
WILL MCDONOUGH When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
WILL ROGERS One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And...
WILL FERRELL I just felt that I might to go to university and get some real life. It wasn't stimulating in th...
WILL POULTER Somehow I got a place at Bristol University. I'm still waiting for the phone call to say that th...
WILL POULTER My youngest brother and I went on a ten-day canoe trip in Bowron Provincial Park in British Columbia...
WILL HOBBS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get...
WILL ROGERS I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will g...
WILL ROGERS When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS Here it is, a New Year. We got to make some resolutions, as well as interest and tax payments in thi...
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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WILL ROGERS There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you ...
WILL ROGERS We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.
WILL ROGERS Youve got to be an optimist to be a Democrat, and youve got to be a humorist to stay one.
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized partyI am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They do...
WILL ROGERS I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS I never met a man I didn't like.
WILL ROGERS All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ...
GEORGE WILL A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi...
GEORGE WILL Politics should share one purpose with religion: the steady emancipation of the individual through t...
GEORGE WILL Joy comes from using your potential.
WILL SCHULTZ Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
WILL DURANT When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds
WILL ROGERS To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.
WILL CARLETON But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with care, His mind at the bottom of busi...
WILL CARLETON Overall, I think Michael Jordan is the greatest athlete in any particular sport. He dominated the ga...
WILL MCDONOUGH I think with movies I am really connecting to the Joseph Campbell idea of the collective unconscious...
WILL SMITH Never trust a duck.
WILL HERONDALE By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante...
WILL FERRELL Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Cong...
WILL ROGERS Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committ...
GEORGE WILL Saturday Night Live is such a comedy boot camp in a way, because you get to work with so many differ...
WILL FERRELL The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse ...
WILL ROGERS Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
WILL ROGERS I've been collecting articles on extremophile bacteria for at least the last ten years. I find t...
WILL HOBBS You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
WILL ROGERS It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
WILL ROGERS I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get s...
WILL ROGERS The most interesting thing in the world is another human being who wonders, suffers and raises the q...
WILL DURANT Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
WILL ROGERS Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes ...
WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
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