I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Italian.

Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.

...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...

Who are you, Woody Allen?

My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.

I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.