I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

...consequence you'll see will be stranger than a gang of drunken mimes...