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I play a bad boy on television, but in real life I have a passion for nature and nature conservancy, specifically bird rehabilitation.


Mark Salling

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JOHN BARROWMAN I know that my image and my clothing and my output are very colorful and can be arresting and startl...
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SUE HUBBELL I mean, I'm pretty good in real life, but sometimes people seem surprised that I'm like a normal tee...
BRITTANY SNOW But Nature cast me for the part she found me best fitted for, and I have had to play it, and must pl...
EDWIN BOOTH I sit astride life like a bad rider on a horse. I only owe it to the horse's good nature that I am n...
LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN I am losing precious days. I am degenerating into a machine for making money. I am learning nothing ...
JOHN MUIR I know I can be diva-ish sometimes, but I have to be in control. The nature of my life, the nature o...
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LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN I spent 15 challenging and fulfilling years in chemistry, and now am looking at nature through anoth...
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ROSALYN SUSSMAN YALOW I was very into animals and nature, and really obsessed with cats and monkeys. I used to play in the...
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ELIZA DUSHKU I think sometimes soap acting gets an unfair label for being bad and over the top. The lessons I lea...
DYLAN BRUCE I may have a slightly paranoid nature, a fear of losing control of my life.
WAYNE ROGERS My biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn't have a real passion for something... and bad breath!
ROMEO MILLER I'm a sports fanatic. It's hard for me to commit to the weekly, episodic nature of televisio...
JAMES RODAY All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy. I grew out of that really young and I have a w...
KRISTEN BELL I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of nature on my side.
RALPH STEADMAN I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.
DAN BUTLER A national park is not a playground. It's a sanctuary for nature and for humans who will accept ...
MICHAEL FROME I have found human nature a bit contradictory in my living of it. Human life is incredibly strange.
PAT CONROY Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... I think I have a dualistic nature.
BOB DYLAN Beauty is like the storm. Beauty has its natural motions. A calmness of spirit signals its arrival. ...
ANURADHA BHATTACHARYYA In real life, too, women love to be that girl who tames the bad boy.
NAZANIN BONIADI In Reykjavik, Iceland, where I was born, you are in the middle of nature surrounded by mountains and...
BJORK Everybody thinks I'm, like, a bad boy. I've had my day, but I just sit at home and play the ...
BRAD RENFRO Everybody thinks I'm, like, a bad boy. I've had my day, but I just sit at home and play the blues mo...
BRAD RENFRO I want my kids to have passion for life, to really have a passion for life. I think when you have a ...
STEVE NASH I am who I am, and I think I have a good nature, by and large. But if someone takes advantage of tha...
TOM HANKS The camera did not take good photographs.
BIJU KARAKKONAM NATURE AND WILD LIFE PHOTOGRAPHER I like English football, always have. It's just that people go on about the World Cup in 1986 an...
DIEGO MARADONA I suppose books are my real passion in life.
JOHN BOYNE And now I have a question for you. 'Do you also put clothes on the flowers you've picked and refuse ...
ANNE FRANK The greatest error of a man is to think that he is weak by nature, evil by nature. Every man is divi...
RAMANA MAHARSHI It's just not in my nature to get out of shape. As long as my body feels good enough to play and I c...
MIKE PIAZZA I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on ...
GARRY SHANDLING Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ...
SARAH DARER LITTMAN Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living go...
BILL HADER When I work onstage, I want to play roles that have real, deep theatricality, that aren't the so...
ELIZABETH MARVEL Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the ...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY I have a great love for nature. That must have started somewhere down back home, I think, because my...
I. M. PEI Nature never taught me that there exists a God of glory and of infinite majesty. I had to learn that...
C.S. LEWIS I guess I was a bad boy... Yes, yes, I've had lots of women in my life.
KIRK DOUGLAS Regardless of the nature of their crime or any rehabilitation that may have occurred, these ex-felon...
CHARLES B. RANGEL A fish cannot drown in water,
A bird does not fall in air.
In the fire of creation,
G...
MECHTHILD OF MAGDEBURG I have a bit of a rebellious nature.
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EPHDAN I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on ...
DANIEL TAMMET We have an impact on nature, and nature has an impact on us.
BARRY STERNLICHT Look, I play all these tough guys and thugs and strong, complex characters. In real life, I am a cri...
JASON ISAACS The bad poet is a toady mimicking nature.
EDWARD DAHLBERG I have ridiculously bad eyesight, but I have learned to live with an impressionistic view. Life is a...
MILO YIANNOPOULOS They are much to be pitied who have not been given a taste for nature early in life.
JANE AUSTEN The United Nations World Charter for Nature, section 21, empowers any nongovernmental organisation o...
PAUL WATSON Without the balancing context of everyday life, all you have is the news, and news by its nature is ...
ZADIE SMITH When you play out in nature, sometimes you have to take what nature gives you. We really need water ...
ELIZABETH RAMSEY My father also encouraged my love of nature. He urged me to become a Cub Scout, and later a Boy Scou...
ED BEGLEY, JR. I'm like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have a respect for...
FRANK SINATRA Human nature. I don’t like human nature, but I do like human beings.
ELLEN GLASGOW Real mathematics is rhetorical in nature.
MARSHA WATSON Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nat...
HELEN ROWLAND Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nat...
HELEN ROWLAND I never use nature as a starting point. I never abstract from nature; I never consciously think of n...
ADOLPH GOTTLIEB You must see your goals clearly and specifically before you can set out for them. Hold them in your ...
LES BROWN You must see your goals clearly and specifically before you can set out for them. Hold them in your...
LES BROWN To copy Nature? A boy with a camera can do that. To get the spirit of Nature? A woodman or a shepher...
AMEEN RIHANI I wish my real life could be as simple and scripted as it is on television.
NANCY TRAVIS I have a passion for academic life, a passion for students and for the ability and the narrative of ...
GORDON GEE Being inexhaustible, life and nature are a constant stimulus for a creative mind.
HANS HOFMANN At the time of Lewis and Clark, setting the prairies on fire was a well-known signal that meant, ‘...
ANNIE DILLARD As long as I retain my feeling and my passion for Nature, I can partly soften or subdue my other pas...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON As long as I retain my feeling and my passion for Nature, I can partly soften or subdue my other pas...
LORD BYRON I love running in nature. I don't like running on the streets, I don't like running in the c...
ZIGGY MARLEY Let it judge that nothing is either bad or good which can happen equally to the bad man and the good...
MARCUS AURELIUS An accent like mine and a face like mine, I think a lot of the time it's easy for casting direct...
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CAROL P. CHRIST Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes...
MAYA ANGELOU Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoe...
MAYA ANGELOU I strove with none; for none was worth my strife; Nature I loved, and, next to Nature, Art; I warmed...
WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR The truth is, almost nobody wants to experience real nature. What people want is to spend a week or ...
MICHAEL CRICHTON In the tranquility of a majestic sunset, it is particularly striking how fondly I feel I am in natur...
JONATHAN CHEN I am flirtatious by nature, but I have never hurt anyone.
KARAN SINGH GROVER Of course I prefer to have nature around me, but it doesn't have to be with the exact original v...
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Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN