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can... LEWIS N. ROE A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time... UNKNOWN So what's your doll's name?" Boo asked me. "Barbie," I said. "All their names are Barbie." SARAH DESSEN If I were in a different body, this would be the time I would lean down and kiss her. If I were in a... DAVID LEVITHAN I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The barte... JOHN LEE HOOKER While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first tim... JIM BEAVER If you wanted to kill me, why haven't you smothered me in my sleep?" "No sport in that." She gesture... SANDRA BROWN Peeta, you said at the interview you’d had a crush on me forever. When did forever start? SUZANNE COLLINS Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.” ... A.A. MILNE We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said: I am not commanding you, but I ... NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me. NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the... NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on... HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them. HARPER LEE This is, to me, the loveliest and saddest landscape in the world. It is the same as that on the prec... ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS I am just building off what I did last year. I am trying to improve little by little. I am doing sim... ANDREW ROCK Chelsea did a new vault and stood it up. She did a half (on), 11/2 (off). It's worth more than her o... LESLIE GOMES Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. Beaming into the thick of a tree without becoming a lifelong tree hugger was a tricky business. A pr... CHRISTINA ENGELA I was a little frustrated. But Coach did a good job telling me not to worry about it. She told me ju... ALISON BALES I said, 'Hey, why don't you drop them off at the fuel desk and someone will pick them up in a few mi... BILL WARD We were five. You had a plaid dress and your hair...it was in two braids instead of one. My father p... SUZANNE COLLINS I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Let the wind blow, lad Let fall the deep snow, Let the stars fall, lad we'll answer ... JENNIFER A. NIELSEN When looking for evidence that something exists, it's silly
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BARBARA KING Love is a growing, or full constant light, And his first minute, after noon, is night. JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. HENRY JAMES I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE I will not read the last page of novels first," I said, and then punched myself in the face. "... BRANDON SANDERSON He's had a sore groin for a little while, on and off, I think its just a little flair up from that, CRAIG BELLAMY I thought she played really well with four fouls. In the past she has been a little tentative when s... CATHY NIXON First time she's ever played varsity and she stepped up and did a nice job. I was hoping she would c... DENNIS MELCHER She came up to me one day and said 'I think it would be good if we did a fundraiser,' ... I said, 'W... JENNIFER HAMPTON Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅ ... Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏ... NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr... GAIL CARRIGER This year I wasn't sure I could beat her. She swam the way she did last year and stuttered on the la... ARRIKA BALES One time by accident, you know...but 3 times, in the main organs. My son loved you Boo Boo and I jus... CAROLINE CAMPBELL It’s complicated, and I won’t pretend that part of me still feels betrayed by what he did. But o... KAYLEA CROSS He's a clever little thing, isn't he?" She leaned in to drop a kiss on the kitten's soft head, ... MICHELLE ZINK She wakes up and then it's, 'Today's Saturday, huh, mom. Some days she can leave with a hug and a ki... 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It was an effort today from the whole team and we were really working together, ma... ANETTE NORBERG When she went into graphic detail about what he did to that little girl, I just lost it. MARIO VITALI Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL You get that first one in, you get a little confidence and then you can go back and serve a little t... LARRY CAMPBELL You gotta give [Moss] some credit. He's a big league pitcher. He knows what he's doing at all times.... TOREY LOVULLO A new day is here! yesterday is gone! tomorrow is preparing to come! but why is today here? ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I am really pleased with Corey's performance. She did what she needed to do to get ready for next we... JEFF SHAFFER Clay, did you ever love me?" I'm studying a billboard and say that I didn't hear what she said.... 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And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON
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