I pick up the New York Times or Time and it's talking about the latest rock group, which I'm sure is exciting to some people, but it neglects a huge area of music.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times.

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

I had a big 'New York Times' crossword puzzle phase.