I paint things as they are. I don't comment. I record.

The body of a beautiful woman is not made for love; it is too exquisite.

Never be tempted by water. The water tap should be sealed at lunchtime. If, for example, a sauce goes wrong, adding water doesn't help at all; one only achieves a taste of dishwater.

Philandering impedes, as everyone knows, the ability to concentrate.

The harmony of the luncheon is achieved by a combination of the two main courses which are the focus of the menu.

The cafes bore me; going downstairs is a nuisance. Painting and sleeping - that's all there is.