I only hope to be as good of a person as my dog thinks I am.

When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be prepared to eat it yourself.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot