I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.