I obviously invented Solipsism

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We have an infinite capacity for self interest, yet the infinite has absolutely no interest in us

Climb above the pack but leave the ladder in place for others to follow

In the 18th Century William Blake saw the world in a grain of sand. Most people nowadays can't even see the writing on the wall.

The Avant Gardener feeds flowers to his manure and charges prices he believes are not to be sniffed at