I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!

You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.