I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more

The happiness of many marriages is founded on the old proverb: Suspicion doesn’t amount to conviction.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge.

The happiness of many marriages is founded on the old proverb: Suspicion doesn’t amount to conviction.