I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."

You can try something without having to buy a full bottle, and (young consumers) are used to drinking beer or flavored malt beverages out of the bottle, ... It's really a natural way for them to enter the category.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.