I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.


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JERRY ORBACH
A metaphysical tour de force of untethered meaning and involuting interlocking contrapuntal rhythms,...
JERRY SALTZ
Not to say people shouldn't get rich from art. I adore the alchemy wherein artists who cast a co...
JERRY SALTZ
Success has a lot to do with luck, but it also involves a lot of real hard work. The thing about suc...
JERRY CANTRELL
I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the inco...
JERRY FALWELL
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fit...
JERRY SEINFELD
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Aus...
JERRY LAWLER
They'd have to force me to take the All-Star Game. They take over the building, your season-tick...
JERRY REINSDORF
Stuff that's hidden and murky and ambiguous is scary because you don't know what it does.
JERRY GARCIA
Montana and I had a chemistry that was unbelievable. When I first came into the league he told me I ...
JERRY RICE
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. ...
JERRY LAWLER
Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued ab...
JERRY STILLER
To me it was never about what I accomplished on the football field, it was about the way I played th...
JERRY RICE
I don't like to be rushed. I plan my outfits for the week in advance. I find the appropriate out...
JERRY HALL
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
JERRY O'CONNELL
Only an artist as preternaturally acute and copacetic, as oddly visionary and just odd as Richard Ar...
JERRY SALTZ
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
JERRY O'CONNELL
Teams that consistently perform at the highest levels are able to come together and be unified acros...
JERRY REINSDORF
The alternate media are becoming important and viable alternatives to playing live. Records, videos,...
JERRY GARCIA
Part of the healing process is sharing with other people who care.
JERRY CANTRELL
It's really important for children to have good morals and good manners, and that they're th...
JERRY HALL
When comics came along in the 1930s there was a talent pool waiting. And one reason is so many areas...
JERRY ROBINSON
Through these adversities, Israel has endured with continued strength, conviction, and faith.
JERRY COSTELLO
The giant white cube is now impeding rather than enhancing the rhythms of art. It preprograms a view...
JERRY SALTZ
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if...
JERRY SEINFELD
Companies such as Microsoft, Cisco and Intel were just starting at their 10-year anniversary.
JERRY YANG
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It reall...
JERRY SEINFELD
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
JERRY SEINFELD
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
JERRY SEINFELD
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
JERRY SEINFELD
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
JERRY SEINFELD
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
JERRY SEINFELD
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
JERRY SEINFELD
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on...
JERRY SEINFELD
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I...
JERRY SEINFELD
You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
JERRY SEINFELD
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and...
JERRY SEINFELD
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
JERRY SEINFELD
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
JERRY SEINFELD
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD