I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.
Jerry Lewis
Related It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without ... ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL My number 1 priority is common sense, because we don't see a lot of that in the state capitol. KYRSTEN SINEMA I don't think that I could ever be a strict dad. I never grew up with anybody strict in my life.... RANDY HOUSER INDIVIDUALS WHO ARE SUCCESSFUL WITHOUT FORMAL EDUCATION ARE THOSE WITH LOT OF COMMON SENSE AND LOGIC... DR.PRASAD RAJHANS A good attitude is really important. And a sense of optimism, someone who has ideas and isn't af... EVA CHEN Common Sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. HENRY WHEELER SHAW Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. JOSH BILLINGS My main hope is eventually, in modern education field, introduce education about warm-heartedness, n... DALAI LAMA Like anything, ... you got to use some common sense. JOEL BERNSTEIN Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on. SHERRILYN KENYON My philosophy is simple: It's a down-home, common, horse-sense approach to things. DOLLY PARTON I'm definitely responsible for the image that I put out there. But it does become frustrating, b... EVA MENDES All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which ... GORE VIDAL While I don't script and I don't use other performers, I think my taste for underlying preci... DAVID ANTIN She is my conscience. She has lots of common sense. HECTOR VENEGAS Common sense is not so common. VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) Common sense is not so common. VOLTAIRE The formal education that I received made little sense to me. TWYLA THARP I don't have any sense of inhibition, so I'm able to lead my life with a lot of honesty. ANUSHKA SHARMA Just because I have a flair about the way I get things done doesn't mean I don't care about my commu... BORRIS MILES Knowledge is not just the preserve of the educated elite. Just because someone has not had a formal ... VIKAS SWARUP Sense is never common. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Alas, common sense is not so common. MUHAMMED HAIDER It's just not a good idea to drink and drive; that is just common sense. But common sense is not... MADELINE ZIMA I don't need to be wildly famous for my life to make sense. CORY MONTEITH When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort... LEWIS BLACK My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato s... KATHARINE HEPBURN Pride tells me to give it back, but common sense tells pride to shut up, have a joint and relax. I s... MOHSIN HAMID If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. JOAN CRAWFORD The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatso... LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatso... LORD BYRON I pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant. That's it. I don't have the time or patience... PAUL WALKER It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, a... H. L. MENCKEN I never promise anything. I don't promise anything to my mum. I don't promise anything to th... CRISTIANO RONALDO [Common sense] is the best sense I know of. LORD CHESTERFIELD I never do anything that doesn't feel natural to me. I wake up in the morning and I know what to... POPPY DELEVINGNE Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on ... OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, SR. What makes sense these days?
Sense is common;
Common sense is rare GWEN MERKELBACH It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common hones... H. L. MENCKEN It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common hones... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Be fun! I don't like homes or rooms that don't have a sense of humor or have some sense of w... BRYAN BATT My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense. HELEN GURLEY BROWN I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a... WALLACE SHAWN I always thought that common sense would prevail. But on a game show, there is no common sense. WAYNE BRADY Do you really know what my Fire Safety trainer told me when it comes to fire issues in the US? He wh... RAYMOND OBENG I have a lot in common with Lewis Carroll's Alice (my favorite female literary heroine, besides ... LANCE LOUD I like art with a sense of humor. I don't have a huge art education to understand everything. I ... KATHLEEN HANNA My goal was never to win awards. Mine was let me get to a place where I don't have to work. I do... ED O'NEILL On Common Sense: Common sense isn't. Corollary: Uncommon sense is. KALIFER DEIL The meditative, calm sound is a reflection of my personality. I've got a silly and a crazy side,... GRETCHEN PARLATO In articulating all my feelings about marriage equality, I almost don't know where to begin. And... SCOTT FUJITA When I started writing, I didn't have the common sense to use a pseudonym, so I write under my o... NICOLA CORNICK I'm a practical person. Most fashion people live in the clouds, and they're full of it. I li... IRIS APFEL Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education. VICTOR HUGO Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education. VICTOR HUGO Conservation is the application of common sense to the common problems for the common good. GIFFORD PINCHOT Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i... CLIVE JAMES Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i... WILLIAM JAMES Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i... LYN KAROL I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own ... DANE COOK It's always at the back of my mind that acting might come to an end for me when Harry Potter fin... RUPERT GRINT Common Knowledge and Common Sense, most have one or the other, I just happen to possess both. SEAN CROSBY I personally don't like to rehearse so much. I really sort of trust my instinct. CARICE VAN HOUTEN The best quality about Kobe Bryant? You want me to be honest? I don't know. I'll tell you wh... SHAQUILLE O'NEAL My mother's openness has remained inspiring to me. I strive to be a skeptic, in the best sense o... AMY TAN One thing I know to be true: Common sense is no longer common! TRAVIS J HEDRICK Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ... WAVY GRAVY I don't have a formal home recording studio, but I can record tracks on my computer upstairs in ... HUEY LEWIS A Common Man who has Common Sense is better qualified to Lead than a Leader who has no sense of the ... J.J. BOWLERS I am in the fighting game. I don't care about anything else. I don't watch the news, I don... CONOR MCGREGOR My message of common-sense solutions is resonating with people. People around the country are starti... HERMAN CAIN I don't know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to God WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM I don't like formal gardens. I like wild nature. It's just the wilderness instinct in me, I ... WALT DISNEY The only thing a person can never have too much of is common sense. KATHRYN SMITH People don't get my sense of humour. TAMARA ECCLESTONE Conscience that isn't hitched up to common sense is a mighty dangerous thing. MARGARET DELAND You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With... LYLE LOVETT I love widely and deeply, the Naive sense of Primitivism I manage to project in my Art. It always gi... EFRAT CYBULKIEWICZ I didn't see the replay, but common sense will tell you that if the glove and the arm are behind the... BRIAN ROLSTON My spiritual life is... sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don't. When I do have acce... AL FRANKEN My perfect weekend is going for a walk with my family in the park. I don't think there's any... ANNE WOJCICKI There has to be a certain amount of common sense. As we know, common sense isn't that common. KRISTIN ACCIPITER I don't have a weapon in my hand, and I don't have a uniform on my body, but my uniform now ... J. R. MARTINEZ I started submitting stories for publication when I was about 15, but it was many years before I sol... TED CHIANG Common sense, you know, has got to prevail. BRAD WEAVER No one's banging down my door. People see the way I look, and they don't feel threatened, bu... TIM DALY I don't have muscle tone. I'm just flab. I'm not a daredevil. I don't like pain, I d... CHARLENE TILTON Many fiction writers write for the critics or for themselves; they forget the common reader. I never... ISABEL ALLENDE THE SIXTH SENSE IS THE COMMON-SENSE ! DR.PRASAD RAJHANS My greatest strength is... common sense. I'm really a standard brand -- like Campbell's tomato sou... KATHARINE HEPBURN My greatest strength is... common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup o... KATHARINE HEPBURN I don't go by trends. I wear what I am comfortable in and what suits me. It is never about what ... KARISMA KAPOOR I will use my position as chairman emeritus on the Energy and Commerce Committee to try to bring som... JOE BARTON I don't know if the term 'liberation theology,' which can be interpreted in a very posit... POPE BENEDICT XVI I've been hunting since I was big enough to sit on my daddy's knee. I was raised to hunt and to hunt... BOBBY HARPER I don't want a door bell. I don't want anyone ringing my door bell... seems to be intrusive.... MALCOLM GLADWELL Don't leave hold of your common sense. Think about what you're doing and how the technology ... ESTHER DYSON Common sense ain't common. WILL ROGERS
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