I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

There’s that “You’re only as old as you feel” business, which is fine to a point, but you can’t be Shirley Temple on the Good Ship Lollipop forever. Sooner or later, dammit, you’re old.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Out of the current confusion of ideals and and confounding of career hopes, a calm recognition may yet emerge that productive labor is the foundation of all prosperity.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

To have a girl two thousand miles away going to pieces over you, weeping at the mere memory of you, losing her appetite, losing herself and her self respect - well, that’s a trophy enough for a guy’s ego, huh?