I never even held a guitar until I was 23 and living in California, but then loved it. I'm really not an accomplished instrumentalist. Maybe that has something to do with why I write and sing.
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Related I never really focus on writing for other people, to be honest. Every song I've ever written was... SKYLAR GREY Art is never finished, only abandoned. , (MAYBE) I first started going to shows when I was about 16 - seeing local bands. I mean, I loved music befor... MAC DEMARCO I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm suppose... EDDIE MURPHY My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in a... EMMA WATSON When I do write, it happens really easily. I'll just kind of sing along to whatever I'm play... ISAAC BROCK And it was then that I realized wow, I'm able to write lyrics and sing and stuff like that. UTADA HIKARU I play guitar and sing when I'm not busy with school and acting. KAITLYN DEVER I just loved the guitar when it came along. I loved it. The banjo was something I really liked, but ... DOC WATSON I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. CRAIG GROESCHEL I couldn't sing without a guitar. I like the way it feels to sing and be holding a guitar, even ... ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. I just think that I'll never have plastic surgery if I'm not in front of the camera. If you ... REBECCA DE MORNAY I always hated jazz guitar. I loved jazz saxophone but I hated jazz guitar. If I would buy an organ ... TOM VERLAINE I see a young man playing 'Plaisir d'Amour' on guitar. I knew I didn't want to go to... JOAN BAEZ I realized very young that I loved reading and wanted to do something related to books/reading for a... ELLEN DATLOW I don't sing. I played guitar for a while. I'm not great, I'm not Lenny Kravitz by any m... LIAM HEMSWORTH If I try to write a song, I will completely fail to write a song. But if I'm just holding my gui... KINA GRANNIS I'd like to be the commissioner of tennis, but do I want to get into politics? Sometimes I have ... JOHN MCENROE When I'm at home or in the studio, I have a 1963 Martin. It's a D-28, and I love that guitar... CHARLIE WORSHAM I'd never even been to Wrigley Field. I never even enjoyed baseball that much, but I loved being... BEA ARTHUR Because you know how you say I've got to really get down and really do some training and then of... DAVID CARRADINE People call me a perfectionist, but I'm not. I'm a rightist. I do something until it's r... JAMES CAMERON I loved reading Grimm's fairy tales and Hans Christian Andersen, and I loved to dream about othe... LAUREN BACALL I suppose when I started playing guitar, it was the means to an end. I never thought of myself as a ... IAN ANDERSON I'm not an aspiring young actor; I'm a storyteller who made it late in life, and I'm the... PAUL HOGAN I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I Mostly, in song writing, my experience is that there isn't so much inspiration as hard work. You... BJORN ULVAEUS I grew up performing in glee club at my school; I was the ostrich in 'Peter Pan,' and then I... KELSEA BALLERINI I always loved rock guitar. I just never put it together that that's what I'd end up doing. ... SLASH I know when I'm not dancing, and I go home, I usually work with my dad, who's an electrician... TRISTAN MACMANUS 'Tryin' to Get the Feeling' has been a revelation. I'd forgotten how powerful that w... BARRY MANILOW I'm pretty obsessive-compulsive, and I'm very fast. I tend to not write for a long period of... ADAM RAPP I wrote about a bird that cleaned a crocodile's teeth. The story was so good that my teacher cou... BRIAN JACQUES I'd never thought about acting as a job. I was an engineer; I was in science and technology. I l... ATO ESSANDOH I looked at myself, and I just said, 'Well, you know, I can sing, but I'm not the greatest s... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN My dad is a huge rock and roll lead guitar fan. I didn't even really know that until recently. E... SLASH I really wanna do a Spanish album. I have that Latin culture background. It's a part of me. I... DAVID ARCHULETA I loved to watch cartoons and even made little stop-motion films in the backyard. At the time, I nev... ERIC DARNELL As a kid, I remember wondering why we lived in an apartment, not in a brownstone, and why we drove a... LEAH REMINI If I'm able to win the world championships when I'm not even at my best, then with another y... BIANCA WALKDEN I never thought I'd say the sentence 'It was a real honour' - because that implies that ... ELLIE GOULDING Acting was a slow-burn thing. I found it was something I really, really liked doing, but it wasn'... NATASHA LITTLE I'm living in California but I have a place that is mine in Chile and I belong there. I am no lo... ISABEL ALLENDE My mom bought me a white Strat, but that wasn't what I wanted, so I went to a guitar store in Cl... DAN AUERBACH I was in college, and I studied everything, but was really not good at anything until I found philos... MICHAEL JOSEPH KELLY I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even ... DANE COOK In order to write novels for a living - it's not pathological, but I do think and worry and broo... RICHARD FORD I surf; I skateboard. I'm from Southern California. I never thought I was going to be an actor. ... PAUL WALKER Every album, I'm worried that I'm a dork and a fraud - 'What if I can't sing anymore... PINK I'm a huge classics fan. I love Ernest Hemingway and J. D. Salinger. I'm that guy who reread... JOHN KRASINSKI I'm a morning person because I learned to write my novels while still practicing law. I would ge... STEVE BERRY I've calmed down. Looking back, I was engaged more in dramas than I was in relationships. I'... ELIZABETH WURTZEL I never write a book unless I can't help it. Something has to bother me, like a mosquito, until ... GREGORY MAGUIRE I was a film-directing major at NYU. I'm still not sure why I became a directing major, when I w... BILLY CRYSTAL I never took any writing classes or planned to write. But I was working as an advertising copywriter... EVE GOLDEN I was a Fine Art major. You do a bit of everything until the final year, when you specialise. I did ... TIMOTHY OLYPHANT I pick up my guitar and play. Something might come, and then the pen comes out. Then an edit, until ... GLEN HANSARD My dad played guitar, and he taught me enough to play some Beatles' songs. But primarily, I was ... K. FLAY Don't force yourself to write. Some people can write a novel in a few months, whereas for others... CECELIA AHERN It wasn't until my late teens that I really got into soul music and then I was like 'Ooh, th... REBECCA FERGUSON I've always been interested in singing. My sister's a fantastic singer, and it's just so... CHARLIE ROWE You’re too much”, he said. “You talk too much, love too much, feel too much. And I don’t kno... A BOOK I'LL NEVER WRITE Even as a kid, I'd have a recorder, and I'd lean it up against a TV and record 'I Love L... RANDALL PARK If you listen to my tapes, you'd hear 14 different ways to arrange the rhythm guitar behind the ... TOM SCHOLZ I have never called myself an opera singer. Other people do, but I always call myself a classical si... KATHERINE JENKINS I loved playing the guitar and I knew I was pretty good at it, so that's what I wanted to do wit... ACE FREHLEY I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection. KURT COBAIN It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really ... KATHLEEN HANNA I'm an author who likes assignments, who needs suggestions, ideas I would never have thought of ... DAVID LAGERCRANTZ I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I j... LONI LOVE I'd love to maybe try writing. I don't know if I'd publish anything, but as a hobby, it&... EMMA ROBERTS I'm a human being, I'm a friend, I'm a mom, I'm a writer, and I'm an artist. I d... PATTI SMITH What it takes is to actually write: not to think about it, not to imagine it, not to talk about it, ... LUANNE RICE It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrot... STEVIE NICKS I'm not in any rush. I'm not somebody who, if I write a song, I get it out. That's not s... BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I cannot save the world; that's not what I'm trying to do. I guess I'm just trying to wa... MARY J. BLIGE If I sit down with an electric guitar, what's going to come out are Sabbath/Zeppelin type riffs,... ZAKK WYLDE I want to do something crazy for a part - something I'd never even consider in real life. KATE MARA I'm not a food critic, and I'm not really an authority to write anything on food. ALEX KAPRANOS You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to ... BILL BURR I mean if I'm in the middle of a field with my keyboard and some headphones and I feel inspired ... VANESSA BROWN I'm trying to open up my range and really sing more. With The Fugees initially, and even with ... LAURYN HILL It was 1988, I believe, that I met Grit. We were both appearing in a Canadian Folk Festival and as w... TOM CHAPIN I'm a singer and as long as I can sing - which, thank God, is something that I still seem to be ... K. D. LANG I thought I could never write a proper book; I'd never done it before. But I thought I could wri... TANA FRENCH My father was a fighter pilot, so I moved around the world when I was young. Then I ended up in Kans... PATTY JENKINS I've been asked to do 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!' and I do get asked to... LAURA TROTT I will never, never ever sing on stage, but when I'm in the studio, I do sing melody lines. When... MARTIN GARRIX I'm good at melody - I'll write the top-line melody and ideal words I want to go with it. Bu... AVICII I'm really a scientist. I follow recipes exactly - until I decide not to. And then I'll foll... INA GARTEN I write everything with fountain pens. I don't know why. I've done it since I was bar mitzva... TONY KUSHNER I think I probably hoped for it a little bit, but I'm not an optimist. I'm a realist... or m... CLAY AIKEN I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I ha... SAFFRON ALDRIDGE It's a tough business. To my parents or to their friends, I was not a success, but to me I was a... CHRISTINA HENDRICKS When I was 15, I begged my grandfather to give me this guitar he'd always had in the back of his... VALERIE JUNE What I'm really looking to do is retire undefeated; I'm not sure when the right time to reti... RONDA ROUSEY My drummer, bass player, and guitar player sing backgrounds. They play and sing. I can sing all the ... AARON NEVILLE I'm really just using the mirror to summon something I don't even know until I see it. CINDY SHERMAN Tech companies approach you to hold something in a picture and then say, 'This is what I want yo... ALEXA CHUNG There'll be moments when I'm out in the prison yard, chatting with the cast and the crew, ge... WENTWORTH MILLER
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SALINGER Half the time, if you really want to know the truth, when I'm horsing around with a girl, I have a h... J. D. SALINGER Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep ma... J. D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. J. D. SALINGER It's no fun to be yellow. J. D. SALINGER People never notice anything. J. D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin... J. D. SALINGER Did you ever get fed up? I said. “I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to ... J. D. SALINGER The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhapp... J. D. SALINGER An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone e... J. D. SALINGER When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom whe... J. D. SALINGER I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect. J. D. SALINGER You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times o... J. D. SALINGER How do you know your going to do something, untill you do it? J. D. SALINGER I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody. J. D. SALINGER Game, my ass. Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are, then it's a game, all r... J. D. SALINGER I don’t know about bores. Maybe you shouldn’t feel too sorry if you see some swell girl ... J. D. SALINGER Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. J. D. SALINGER The thing with kids is, if they want to grab for the gold ring, you have to let themdo it, and not s... J. D. SALINGER Hindsight follows consequence. However it does not necessarily follow, that as a result of the conse... J D GABRIEL For complicated historical and political reasons, we associate 'poor' in our public consciou... J. D. VANCE Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs. J. D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. J. D. SALINGER We watch our sons go to war, disagree with the rationale for sending them, loathe the men who ordere... J. D. VANCE One of the most interesting social trends of the past 20 years is the rise of residential segregatio... J. D. VANCE I almost failed out of high school. I nearly gave in to the deep anger and resentment harbored by ev... J. D. VANCE I don't really deeply feel that anyone needs an airtight reason for quoting from the works of wr... J. D. SALINGER An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyo... J. D. SALINGER It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it. J. D. SALINGER Some stories, my property, have been stolen. Someone's appropriated them. It's an illicit ac... J. D. SALINGER If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. J. D. SALINGER I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. J. D. SALINGER I do think that tonal element of Trump's is attractive, but I don't know if I would go so fa... J. D. VANCE For decades, scholars have studied the ways in which implicit biases affect how we perceive other pe... J. D. VANCE Church attendance rates among white Americans without a college education have dropped pretty signif... J. D. VANCE Violence and chaos were an ever-present part of the world that I grew up in. And unfortunately, it w... J. D. VANCE Church gives people a sense of community, a sense of how to behave... social support when times get ... J. D. VANCE If it's hard for Blue America to see Red America as anything other than a bunch of dumb, racist ... J. D. VANCE There is a cultural movement in the white working class to blame problems on society or the governme... J. D. VANCE Where there's smoke, there's usually strawberry Jello. J. D. SALINGER