I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar.

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.

A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes.

On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.

You need to be my wife to win with me.

The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds.