I need money. You know money. I need to know what you know about money.

'You have no fortune.' I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.