I narrate the story but he dies off-stage between commercials. A washing machine ad later, we are dressed in our funereal best. We sniffle and indulge in product placement for Kleenex. The credits roll.
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Related If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Where does someone go when he dies?', 'When does fear end?', 'Where are all the single socks that di... ANTONIA MICHAELIS A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI But there's so much kludge, so much terrible stuff, we are at the 1908 Hurley washing machine st... JEFF BEZOS We don't really welcome product placement. But in Russia, sponsors demand it. ALEXANDER SHUMSKY We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. The universe may for... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... 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YASMIN SEWELL We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color it, we title it and we shi... CARY GRANT We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic pis... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The voracious ambition of humans is never sated by dreams coming true, because there is always the t... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Thats the thing about pain, it demands to be felt. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I thought being an adult meant knowing what you believe, but that has not been my experience. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 If you were to go [to the Rijksmuseum], and hopefully someday you will, you would see a lot of paint... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I cant talk about our love story, so I will talk about math. I am not a mathematician, but I know ... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of the... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I thought about how wonderfully strange it would be to live in a place where almost everything had b... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Grief does not change you, it reveals you. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I was thinking about the universe wanting to be noticed, and how I had to notice it as best I could.... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I started thinking about little kids putting a cylindrical peg through a circular hole, and how they... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Sometimes people dont understand the promises theyre making when they make them. Right, of cours... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 It seemed like forever ago, like wed had this brief but still infinite forever. Some infinities ar... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Im in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inev... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates y... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just ... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 [Not smoking the cigarette is] a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, ... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, a... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Thinking you wont die is yet another side effect of dying. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 There will come a time, when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember w... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Nostalgia is a side effect of dying. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Its almost as if the way you imagine my dead self says more about you than it says about either th... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinc... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories. , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 There is this unwritten contract between author and reader and I think not ending your book kind of ... , THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Funerals are for the living. If we have not done for the dead while they were yet in flesh, it is to... ROELIF COE BRINKERHOFF
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