I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

Dontopedology is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it

The art of being a good guest is to know when to leave

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.