I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the 'New York Times' Building.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

I think everything should be in verse. 'The New York Times' should be in verse.

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.