I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.