I mean, give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere.

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string; I wouldn't get bored anywhere.

Give me a strapless gown and a rhinestone-studded guitar and some 55-year-olds in my audience, along with their kids and grandkids. Don't give me 'boogie'!

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.

I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.

Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar.