I may look like a laid-back Hawaiian, but I'm 240 pounds, and when I'm walking around that kitchen, you don't want to get in my way.

Growing up, I was always in the kitchen. Even in third grade, I made cooking videos called 'The Little Italian.' Very little production value, but it was good.

I may not be walking with you all the way, or even much of the way, as I walk with you now.

There's no possible way you can get what you want.

The way I look at it you can always get better.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.