I loved George Carlin... I used to sit in front of the TV and watch the HBO comedy specials. I loved those comedy specials.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album.

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn’t say on TV or radio (“fuck,” “piss,” “shit,” “cunt,” “motherfucker,” “cocksucker,” and “tits”).

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I haven't worn jewelry since one of the front teeth I had made into an earring became no longer necessary because I lost the ear.