I love you, Eliza,†I said. She thought about it. “No,†she said at last, “I don’t like it.†“Why not?†I said. “It’s as though you were pointing a gun at my head,†she said. “It’s just a way of getting somebody to say something they probably don’t mean. What else can I say, or anybody say, but, ‘I love you, too’?